Alexis Arcade

.@instagram you’ve done it again. Stop trying to get me to follow people in the top bar and show me the stories of people I don’t follow. It’s so ugly and so annoying.

Live footage of me hitting the point after having a baby where all my hair is breaking off and my son sighs like he just worked a damn 9-5.

POV: It's the late 90s and Nickelodeon is coming at you with infomercial after infomercial

@sonicdrivein Omg yes please 🙏

@Alexis_Arcade We are always looking for new locations, Alexis! We'll pass your recommendation along to our real estate team.

@sonicdrivein Can you please bring a Sonic to Maine? Pretty please? Pretty, pretty please with a limeaid and tots on top?

I was half of March and now I’ve been sick half of April and for basically a whole month of sick and will it ever end PLEASE

You know, in my 35 years on this planet and all of these “unprecedented times,” I can’t tell you how nice it is to be in this reignited space age. It’s honestly beautiful 💫🌙🚀✨🪐

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

our good friends in space waiting to be picked up after splashdown

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@Frentraken @LTCLdnOnt You tell em

@LTCLdnOnt hey have you assholes considered just not sucking as a way to gain some ridership now that the morons have cut off the university tap for you? Like over an hour and two fucking busses to go up wharncliffe to cherry hill. 🤦‍♂️

At the ripe old age of 35, I’ve played my first games of chess. I didn’t win, but I put up a pretty good fight, I’d say♟️

charizard holding pikachu

@Frentraken @Android Tell em, boy

@Android in what FUCKING WORLD DOES ANYONE NEED ANOTHER GODAMNDED BUTTON TO ACCESS YOUR FUCKING AI U STEAD OF THE FUCKING PIWER BUTTON? THERE ARE ALREADY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING WAYS TO DO IT ON MY SCREEN AT ANY GODAMNED MOMENT

I also don’t get uninterrupted sleep these days so I’m a little loony 🤪