Alexkhim

Broke, celibate,sober, A drop of hantavirus and a portion of Ruto. If we don't die,we are immortal.

Men, Silent things that lower your Testosterone: • Perfumes, deodorants and lotions • Plastics and microplastics • Polyester underwear • Blue screens • Soya • Pasteurised dairy • Pesticides, insecticides All these are endocrine disruptors. #MasculinitySaturday

"Are you stupid by birth or by self effort?"😭 Buana huku nje mko creative 😂😭

Men, Your grandfather did not fight colonialists for you to fight another man because of a woman. Your grandfather fought colonialism so that you may have the freedom to appreciate your self-worth as a man. DO NOT BE A SIMP #MasculinitySaturday

Huku nyuma wanaume wanasema, anyone who comes to their life to make it harder and more expensive is not welcome😂😂

Men, ✌️ It is a wrap! IMPORTANT LESSON: Sexual discipline is not repression but it is direction. A man who spills his energy everywhere will never have enough for his mission. Restrain, Redirect and then REBUILD. #MasculinitySaturday

😂🧎🏽‍♀️😍💅🏾he can confirm whether I'm fat or not

Men, Masturbation depletes zinc. Zinc is the mineral of testosterone. Testosterone is the hormone of a man. When you masturbate, you are not just wasting time, you are wasting yourself. •Retain semen, •Redirect energy, •Rebuild your life. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Each time an ejaculation threatens to happen. • Make a deep breath. • Hold your breath. • Release the breath slowly. Rule: - Don't moan. Moaning is for women. - Don't be dramatic. Command the tone, pace and mood of the moment. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, GREAT SEX begins in your mind. A man without mental frame is weak. • Anxiety kills erections. • Neediness kills attraction. Master your mind and your body will follow. Sex is an expression of a man fully commanding himself. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, How to know if you are a simp - apologizing - double texting - using dysphoric emojis ( 😭😢😞) - explaining yourself - begging her not to leave - looking for excuses to forgive her sluttery - buying flowers and chocolates DO NOT BE A SIMP #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Why men are always in a bad mood • Lack of sleep • Lack of purpose • Eating junk • Drinking sodas and energy drinks • Arguing with women • Watching news • No physical activity • Lack of sun • Listening to sad songs and RnBs • Spending hours watching movies • Scrolling TikTok & short videos • Arguing with strangers online What else would you add? #MasculinitySaturday

Bruno actually fooled the whole league with these misses 😭

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just Retweet #RutoMustGo

The world on Sunday:

When he starts saying "niko na mamaaa" to his boys and you realize that you let this go too far

Men, Signs of low Testosterone • Receding hairline • Muscle wasting and weakness • Shrinking testicles • Inability to sustain an erection • Feminine behaviours like gossiping • Procrastination and laziness #MasculinitySaturday

Men, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION is NOT just a bedroom problem It points at: • Hypertension • Diabetes • Obesity • Chronic stress • Hormonal imbalance A man who can't sustain an erection has a warning Don't hide the warning with blue pills. Fix the root. #MasculinitySaturday

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

So you didn't give him the money and you didn't drill the boreholes Where's the money now?