Alex William Beamen

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

2026 NFL Draft picks by high school state: • Texas: 33 • Florida: 26 • Georgia: 22 • California: 19 • Ohio: 11 • Alabama, Illinois, Maryland: 10 • Missouri, Virginia: 9 • Tennessee: 8 • Iowa: 7 • Louisiana, Minnesota, Wisconsin: 6 • Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina: 5 • Utah: 4 • Colorado, Connecticut, Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Oklahoma: 3 • Kentucky, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Carolina, Oregon, Washington: 2 • Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, International: 1

🚨🚨 Former NFL star RB Warrick Dunn has officially reached a historic milestone, helping 250 single-parent families achieve the dream of homeownership. Inspired by his late mother—a police officer k*lled in the line of duty—Dunn's "Homes for the Holidays" has been providing fully furnished homes and down payment assistance since 1997. Dunn's mother was a corporal with the Baton Rouge Police Department and a single mother of six. In January 1993, just two days after Warrick’s 18th birthday, she was k*lled in an ambush while moonlighting as a security guard to save money for—pointedly—her first home. Interestingly, one of those early recipients back in 2006 was an 11-year-old Deshaun Watson. Via CBS News. #NFL #Browns #DeshaunWatson

Seeing the worth of Pokeman cards today is making me sick. My aunt threw a way a binder with at least 3 Charizards and a lot more.

James Cameron's ‘TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY’ is returning to theaters on May 22 for the film's 35th anniversary. Available in 4 formats — original 35mm & 70mm prints + 4K DCP & 3-D DCP digital restorations.

@SStricklandMMA You dick! I cant stand half the things you say but goddamn your making a lot of sense with this shit lately

Pete "how much are you willing to pay to stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon" Well Pete we voted for no new wars but instead the average family is looking at about 3k to 5k... Would of been nice if you ran on "were gonna start a war then indirectly tax every American"

I’m so glad my passport doesn’t expire until 2030.

Holy shit man Take two minutes to listen to this

Nothing says Make America Healthy Again like appointing a tobacco executive to be a leader at the CDC

Papa Shango used to terrify me.

If this was Andre Pierre Gignac's Au Revoir, leyenda. This man completely transformed an organization and redefined how foreign players are acquired. 5 Liga MX titles, 1 CCC, a Copa Libertadores, and a Club World Cup finalist. 222 goals for 🐯 👌

JACKASS really excelled when it came to the simplest dumbest bits 😂

Klay. You gotta get outta Texas. As soon as possible.

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested. With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

Maybe it’s just a couple friends interlocking lips? You know. Like when you and your boys get together and have a little smoochy smooch at the bar then 6 years later hang out at a sex hotel. Things of that nature and such.

🎈 El 𝖎𝖈𝖔́𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔 @KAKA cumple años hoy 🎂 🥳 ¡Felicidades 𝐋𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀‼️👏 #UCL

If this happens to SGA the league suspends Julius Randle for a year

I will ponder this while I play with my rings…

A lot of Americans have become hip to what FIFA is doing, and those tickets won’t sell until they get moved to clearance prices. They’re not the first company to try false scarcity, and a lot of ticket buyers are over it. They’ll wait you out.