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🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES.. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!! The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing".. It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point.. Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume".. Every single firm said yes.. Here's what they recorded.. Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume".. When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200".. $200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume.. MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera.. "We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit".. He said that on a recorded FBI video call.. CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely.. ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic.. All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded.. And the clients were even worse.. Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors.. $7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic.. One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook.. Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything.. When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture.. But here's the part that broke my brain.. Real people bought NexFundAI.. The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish.. When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token.. The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back.. And it gets worse.. Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day.. Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for.. Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore.. IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular.. The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected.. The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured.. And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

@BlaqBonez Mavin miss road. Dem for carrry that offer give one old bros wey dey tweet in CAPS! That bros go supply 1,000 tweets on a daily. Abeg somebody should play me #ACL

need to get this off my chest before chanel drops, the reason I didn’t sign to mavin when they were begging me with a million dollars is cos i don’t really like posting, i prefer 1 tweet per year than engaging my fans, i’m too big for that, i’m mysterious

@Waspapping_ I don’t need to curse you because you’re already cursed! Just look around you, you’re surrounded by Almajiris. Ticking time bomb! Your life expectancy tends towards zero. You can die anytime. All it takes is for your Almajiri brother to detonate an IED or explosive vest.

If you’re a Peter Obi supporter, May God punish you.

@Mrbankstips In Nigeria, his counterpart would be busy contesting election by now.

@Blackkorea01 @Letter_to_Jack Thanks for contributing meaningfully to this diacourse. It’s true it’s not going to be easy, it’d take time but who cares if we’re able to achieve our objective at the end of the day. And for the faceless bigots babbling, I’m a thoroughbred Yorùbá man from Ondo kingdom!

@Alexxsnoop @Letter_to_Jack Removing indegenship is a more serious bill that requires the majority of both houses and at least two third of each states house of assembly to approve the bill, which means it could take 6 to 12 months before it's passed or dropped.

Comparing removal of fuel subsidy that can be done through executive order to what requires constitutional amendment and ratification?

@NatAkinola @Letter_to_Jack Coming from an nuisance who ain’t even bold enough to use his personal picture on his DP! Thankfully, I’m proud of myself, an handiwork of the most high. Your low esteem wouldn’t allow you reveal your ugly face. Omo ale O’dua! ONIKURE! 🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽

@Alexxsnoop @Letter_to_Jack With a nose like an elephant trunk and a face worthy to be placed in the hall of fame of poverty, you can’t be calling someone a slave.

Former speaker of a state house of Assembly btw, thinks it's a President's decision to abolish indigenship. First joke. He was chairman Nigerian Governors' forum from 2011-- 2015. Member of FEC for 7 years after (2015-2022), a super minister at that, did he ever push this idea at any point in that 11 years? How would you get NASS approval to amend the Constitution? Considering it would require a supermajority of both the Senate and HOR? Let's assume you scale through that, how would you get state house of assemblies to ractify it? How will you get 2/3 of state assemblies to say adopt it? Politicians, they enjoy telling people what they want to hear. 😁😁

@NigeriaStories Know your history: Yakubu Gowon broke the Aburi Accord!

Aburi Accord: Ojukwu frustrated all peace moves during the civil war. ~ Yakubu Gowon says

@Blackkorea01 @Letter_to_Jack Seriously if it’s an executive bill, the president can easily lobby the legislatures since it’s for the common good.

@Alexxsnoop @Letter_to_Jack They Can't follow suit just like that, there's something called checks and balances. The NA can also reject proposals from the executive.

@Blackkorea01 @Letter_to_Jack Just as Akpabio’s Assembly is putting the Executive on check. 😂

@NatAkinola @Letter_to_Jack This discourse is beyond your level, Omo eru!

@Alexxsnoop @Letter_to_Jack Olodo

@Wizarab10 This particular discourse is far beyond your level. Your opinion is irrelevant. It’s better you don’t dabble outside your niche. This one no be “raise am, raise am oo”. 😂

How does Atiku do it? Man has been running since 1993. That's a lot.

@AmbChijioke Rivers state shouldn’t be nicknamed “the garden city”. Rather it should be called the “home of political clowns” 🤡

I fully support the decision of His Excellency, Sir Siminalayi Fubara, to withdraw from the governorship race in Rivers State. I also pledge my total support to whoever emerges as the APC governorship candidate and will work for the party’s victory in the general election.

@Mrbankstips This EPL was rigged and the title was handed to @Arsenal on a platter. They can never earn my respect or the respect of any true football fan. 👎🏿

Eyesore

@Morris_Monye @JustKingss To forgive is divine! Apologies accepted but you’d still bear the consequences of your foolish action. You see that Ponzi scheme you wanted to start, you better shove it aside because it’s dead on arrival. Your ve lost the golden touch to mobilize/rally round #Obidients

Open Apology Letter to the Obidient Movement My Dear Obidient Family, I come before you today with a heavy heart, deep humility, and no excuses. Some time ago, in a moment of frustration and immaturity, I wrote and released a resignation letter as Director of Mobilization. In that letter, I allowed deep frustration & personal emotions to cloud my judgment. I made statements that subtly and unnecessarily dragged Peter Obi, a man I still respect for his vision, integrity, and sacrifice for this nation. That was wrong. It was childish, and beneath the standard I should have upheld, especially as someone who once held a leadership position in this movement. I take full responsibility. No one forced me to write it. No one edited it. It came from me, and it was a mistake. I deleted the letter afterwards, but I know deletion does not erase the damage, the disappointment, or the loss of trust many of you felt. I understand why some of you no longer respect me the way you once did. You had every right to feel let down. To Peter Obi himself (fondly called PO): Sir, I am sincerely sorry. My words were not a true reflection of the values of sacrifice, accountability, and constructive criticism that you preach. I failed in that moment. To every single Obidient, the ones who stayed grinding, the ones who defended the vision even when it was tough, the ones who felt betrayed by my actions, I am deeply sorry. You are the real heroes of this movement. Many of you are young people full of hope and fire for a better Nigeria. You didn’t deserve to see internal cracks turned into public drama. I let you down. I am not writing this because I want something or a position in the movement as I’m enjoying private life. I am writing it because it is the right thing to do. Leadership is not only about when the road is sweet and smooth; it is also about owning up when you mess up. I own this fully. I am committed to rebuilding trust through consistent actions, not just words. But I also know trust is not demanded, it is earned back slowly, if at all. Thank you for reading this. Whether you accept my apology or not, I respect your feelings and your right to hold me accountable. The love I have for a better Nigeria has not changed. You all know me. My respect for the Obidient spirit remains. I am sorry truly. With humility and hope for forgiveness, Your brother in this struggle, Morris Monye. Oya come let’s hug. 😊

@egi_nupe I used to believe solicitors are sound minded until I came across your tweets. So many lower animals now adorn the block robe & wig! Sucks… you lead the pack! 🤦‍♂️

If I have to tweet it again and a million time, I will say the same thing. If that’s absolving failed leadership, then so be it. I won’t bother about your fruitless dream about Obi becoming president because it won’t happen.

@mariolexxx President wey be druggie. 🤦‍♂️ Abeg give me 10 milli make I call Aro! 😂

A dinner with President Tinubu or 10million naira.

@WE_AR_ALL_WEIRD I be thoroughbred Ekinmogun from Ondo kingdom. My mum hails from Ado Ewi! I be O’dua tokantokan and I’m voting Peter Obi/Kwankwaso. I will also ensure my entire household vote same. Nah bastards like you dey impose another bastard on us! We no dey vote rubbish for Ondo! I’m OK ✌️

I pity the Obidiots thinking any full blooded Yoruba can vote Obi Listen to me, no full blooded Yoruba will vote Obi, we know our roots and our obligations to it Some may pretend now, but when the chips are down, we will ALL vote PBAT again and again, just like we did in 2023

@Odumodublvck_ @Evra Coming from a clown who got roasted by Blaqbonez. If you don’t stfu, I go play #ACL for you! 😂

.@Evra FUCK YOU.