Alf Graham

@piersmorgan How’d that work out for you?

22yrs of Title-less pain, 6yrs of Arteta’s project.. in terms of its importance to the Club, this is Arsenal’s biggest game of the Millennium, and possibly in our whole history. I believe in this manager, and this squad. We’re going to win. COYG. 👊

@alphafox Shitty ass parents!

The perfect vacation doesn't exi.... 🙌

@PolitlcsUK @danriversitv Neither is the whole of the UK with Starmer to be honest!

🚨 NEW: Donald Trump says his relationship with Keir Starmer and the UK is "not good, not good at all" [@danriversitv]

@Skint_Eastwood1 What an absolute fucking gimp he is 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Starmer Announces Bold Mission to Reopen Strait of Hormuz… After Iran and Trump Just Declared It Open Starmer's masterplan: “We will lead a multinational mission to open the Strait of Hormuz.” Iran & Trump just announced it's already fully open today 😂 Brilliant timing, Keir. The ships are sailing while you're still scheduling the planning meeting. 🤡

@SkyNews The fuck are those two faggots going to do ffs 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has arrived in Paris to co-host talks with Emmanuel Macron on reopening the Strait of Hormuz trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

🚨NEW: The father of the university student who was stabbed to death unprovoked by Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu says he is "proud of diverse, multiracial London" and so was his son He claims his son was killed because of a class problem, not immigration

@kevlondon4 He jump started him 😅🤣🤣

Energised With 50.000 Volts!

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he is "absolutely furious" at not being told Peter Mandelson failed security vetting

@PolitlcsUK This is fucking ridiculous! Sack the fucking lot of them for incompetence alone. If they’re not incompetent they’re liars. Either way it’s unacceptable!!!

🚨 NEW: Yvette Cooper was reportedly unaware that Peter Mandelson failed vetting until the story broke at 3pm yesterday It means that despite Keir Starmer ordering an investigation into what the Foreign Office knew on Tuesday night, Cooper - in charge of it - was not told

@PolitlcsUK Yeah we do… and it’s @RupertLowe10

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer’s Chief Secretary says the PM will not resign He says Starmer did not knowingly or unknowingly mislead Parliament “You need a credible, reliable, strong Prime Minister to be able to take the country through difficult challenges”

@GBNEWS What a fucking idiot! 🤣🤣🤣

Eco-activist who 'freed lobster from restaurant by throwing it into the sea' actually KILLED animal, owner reveals gbnews.com/news/dorset-ec…

@BethRigby What an absolute crock of shite! They’ve just pulled you in to be part of their alibi! Imagine being in that position and not knowing what’s going on, if he didn’t he’s showing there is no need for him in the job in the first place!!!

NEW: Anger in No 10 tonight - am told by a source that neither the PM nor his advisors were told, over a series of months, that Mandelson had been granted security clearance against the recommendation of UK security vetting. That suggests this information was held in foreign office and not shared. Big Qs now about the PM misleading the House. I am told the PM had been asking Qs about vetting and not been told this information while giving statements to parliament. Told this week PM had been trying to get answers about what happened since Tues night - Guardian got ahead of story. The critical point is that the minister has to have ‘knowingly misled’ the House, and clearly No 10 saying tonight the PM was not aware. I understand the PM had been intending to update the HoC as soon as No 10 had established facts, which they have been doing since Tues. So expect to see the PM come to HoC on Monday to correct the record I asked PM on March 16 whether he has misled the House when he said due process was followed. This is what he told me BETH RIGBY: On the Mandelson files, your national security adviser said the process was quote, weirdly rushed, and Mandelson was appointed before developed vetting had been complete. You told MPs in the House of Commons that due process was followed. Is there a possibility that you have misled the House when you said that? KEIR STARMER: No, and the independent adviser looked at that very question. I think on Thursday or Friday of last week, and answered it very robustly, that the process had been followed. The process wasn't strong enough. And amongst the changes that I intend to put into place is the fact that you can't announce someone until the vetting is finished. It wasn't an individual decision in the Mandelson case, that was the process. Well, you only have to look at that. in the light of the appointment, to realise that that needs to change. But on due process, the process that was there was followed, the problem was the process wasn't strong enough, but ultimately, it was my mistake and I have apologised for that and quite right to.

@adamwathan @jim_bisenius Shit man, wishing her a speedy recovery 🙏🏻

@jim_bisenius She didn’t actually which is the scariest part, she was alone with our 7 week old 😩 thankfully no one seriously physically hurt could have been really bad.

Back at the hospital this week because my wife had a seizure while out for a walk 😣 Never happened before, never would’ve even known what actually happened if by some miracle my neighbors didn’t catch it on their security cameras for us to see after the fact. Scary shit 😩

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

🚨 BREAKING: No 10 and Keir Starmer were reportedly unaware that Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting [@thetimes]

@Telegraph Oh… are we allowed to talk about all this now then?!!

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@PolitlcsUK @guardian Get these fuckers out! This is the final straw!!!!

🚨 UPDATE: Senior Government officials considered withholding documents from Parliament that showed Peter Mandelson failed his vetting Any such decision could have breached the Parliamentary order to release "all papers" [@guardian]

@PolitlcsUK @martinabettt

🚨 NEW: Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander's car had to be towed last month after hitting a pothole in Oxfordshire [@martinabettt]

@batukrskl @adriankuleszo Oh… 😔

@adriankuleszo gonna write you via slack :D

What’s the next big opportunity to invest in 2026? Need to switch up my strategy 😂

@Ed_Miliband Have they invited you so they know what they shouldn’t do?

Energy security is vital for our national security and economic growth. Looking forward to addressing the National Growth Debate next Tuesday.

These growth figures show the Government has the right plan to build a stronger more resilient economy. But the war in Iran will come at a cost. That is why we are taking the right, fair and necessary action to protect families and businesses.