Alf On A Bike 🚴‍♂️〽️

The last time I met him was in 2018 @tourdulimousin when he signed 2 copies of "The call of the road" by @ChrisSidwells It took him ages to get to the VIP tent because of the people He just wanted a glass of wine. The local shops said he broke them he never paid for anything

This geezer 👊🫶 #CPFC // #CRYMCI

Get in hit them when they are down 2-2 #CRYMCI

@ChrisSidwells @cyclingweekly Lavender or Arse juice

Rapha launches new chamois cream scented with 'aromas of Ventoux' trib.al/LiFUA1h

@Jokke_vlo But he will need wild card won't he?

@Alf_Newman He wants to go for monuments I think, not tours…..

What is Pidcock worth? I am sure we will find out wherever he goes. Can he make podium in a grand tour. Not sure about that. He will have to stick to one discipline.

Upcoming auction item #Eastbourneauction A late Victorian woven silk Stevengraph, The Last Lap, framed, 10cm x 15cm.

Pidcock 👋?

The grandkids new bikes #freedom

Congrats to my old Stomping ground Bromley #BroSol. Goal by on loan Danny Imray from Palace.

It nice to think that Bluesky is some kind of saviour for the mind. It wont be long before you are all moaning about it. If X bothers you that much just stop looking at the internet.

Who says Japanese art doesn't sell. Just seen two Imari Meji pots with lids sell for £4300. Time to start selling.

@iancleverly Could be the Post Malone version.

Heard a fabulous version of Dylan’s Don’t Think Twice a couple of times this week. But no idea who did it. Kind of country, more bluegrass maybe. Not Waylon Jennings, not Burl Ives. Any ideas?

Still available in Amazon Order in time gor Christmas amzn.eu/d/6HJLTGM

Facing drop zone. #CPFC

might I suggest moving to europe #joinus

Trump will now believe he is a supreme ruler, and that is very, very dangerous 🇺🇲🌎

@Doctor_Hutch @iancleverly Has he let himself down again?

@iancleverly "Leaks air to an unacceptable degree."

Becoming quietly obsessed with matching tyre review quick-takes to the personalities of my friends. I had a drink with this guy last week.

@Lucy_Worsley OOh! OOOh! Have just seen that you are a study for #portraitartistof the year. #demure

Joker: Folie à Deux It's not what you think. It's a musical of the mind. Joaquin Phoenix, you feel his depression. Hope he gets another Oscar for this. Lady GaGa adds to his character

@iancleverly Named after the race. That is taking the urine at that price

Is a Paris-Brest cake an actual thing?