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Aquí es donde publico mis pensamientos más profundos o las fotos de mi popó? Ayuda es prebunta

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Madrid loses a game?

No better day to post it than today

To the people saying this is boring, this game has more backstory then any of the others

The next international break will be the World Cup

Fuiste un perdedor en la prepa y aun asi ese fue tu peak

@Nin10Nostalgia It was awful, the menu was slow, no games to play, an uncomfortable controller, etc

owning a nintendo wii u in 2013 was unmatched

owning a nintendo switch in 2017 was unmatched

El ambiente todavía no lo avala, pero yo soy muy nenazo de la Copa Mundial de la FIFA. A mí el Mundial me infantiliza; es un mes donde me entrego al fútbol en un estado inocente que solamente ocurre una vez cada 4 años. Ojalá el país entre en esa sintonía pronto.

Árabes de Regios / Regios de Árabes jajajajaja ptm que ya empiece el mundial !!

Actualización de la lista de verdaderos países hermanos de México 🇲🇽: Brasil 🇧🇷 Chile 🇨🇱 Japón 🇯🇵 Nueva Caledonia 🇳🇨 🆕 Irak 🇮🇶 🆕

aca dicen que no hay clima mundialista y yo quedé enloquecido viendo un BOSNIA - ITALIA y estoy esperando para ver un BOLIVIA - IRAK. no hay nada mas grande que el mundial.

es el peor grupo de la historia de los mundiales

“Ni se siente clima mundialista, será el peor mundial de la historia” Yo viendo como un país que tiene mas crímenes de guerra que años existiendo deja sin mundial OTRA VEZ a Italia:

Still can’t believe Messi really did end up winning the fucking World Cup ohh what a ride it was

-Por qué no contesta en Teams este cabrón? -Yo frente a la tele esperando a que den las 12:45 para poner el Bosnia-Italia:

No fue accidental que Jesús fuera carpintero

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

thank god he made it this far man. 20 years of straight hoops. no serious injuries. just 20 years of goat shit and he won everything and broke every record along the way thank god

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?

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