Alfred Pennyworth

@DCUclarkk Right

Are you left or right?

BREAKING: John Stamos will play Alfred Pennyworth in James Gunn's upcoming unamed Batman film (via: Deadline)

@funhouse_joker Lol What in the Analog Horror...

"HEARD FROM THE GRAPEVINE THAT BATSY WAS MISSING..SO OF COURSE LIKE WHAT ANY RESPECTABLE CLOWN WOUD DO..I VANDALIZED THE BAT-SIGNAL WITH HARLEY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

@DCUclarkk I'm not quite sure I'll have to ask Master Bruce for his input on this.

Serious question for y’all Can Parallax solo Darkseid?

On behalf of @WayneEntHQ and @LexLuthor_DCU I am required to announce the following news BREAKING: NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neal to replace Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor in James Gunn's upcoming film Supergirl. (via: Deadline)

@GENERALZOD1886 I'm disappointed in you Zod, believe it or not I'm fond of this show, I would've thought you of all people would enjoy a show about genocidal tyrants such as yourself.

Dan Mora is one of the few artists who can draw a mid superhero suit so well it convinces people into thinking it's top tier

@GatoNegroArmy @GENERALZOD1886 You may say I have my own "Spidey Sense" in a way when the people I care about are in trouble.

@GENERALZOD1886 I remember in the public enemies movie batman & Superman showed up unannounced to a sewer entrance and alfred was there with a shotgun and a rottweiler

The real reason no one knows the location of the Batcave... they're all dead

@peteSmi49340752 @GENERALZOD1886 Yes, well you have to be prepared for anything.

@GENERALZOD1886 Love how it's canon alfred had several guns stashed in the house that even batman couldn't find all of them. 🔥 Also damn straight this guy uses lethal Force. He Ex-British SAS, he'll catch a body and go for tea two seconds later. ☕

@GENERALZOD1886 As much as I appreciate the sentiment I'm no murder Zod, and I'd rather not be labeled as such.

@WayneEntHQ I'll be sure to update him no worries.

Hey @AlfredPwDCU Mr Wayne is asking for updates in his absence. Kindly go through all the calls logs, messages, machine output and get it done by EOD - Wayne Enterprises

You know how he is always causing trouble, he nearly got himself killed in his last last bout with the Joker.

@G0LDEN_BIRDZ Not awful, except well you know how things go here The Joker is always out and about causing havoc.

@AlfredPwDCU “ Alfred! Happy New Year! How’s everything going in Gotham? “

@DCUclarkk Good idea Mr. Kent I shall join the festivities.

Christmas is officially here #NewProfilePic

@AE13225Hunt @WayneEntHQ @HisGirlLane You're in good hands Mr. Hunt I assure you

@WayneEntHQ @AlfredPwDCU @HisGirlLane Hello Wayne Ent, I would humbly like to accept your invitation and can not wait for the even -Ethan Hunt

Hello Mrs Lane Kent, Mr Kent, Mr Ethan, Miss Eve. Mr Wayne has decided to arrange a grand event at the Wayne Mansion after his acquisition of Wayne Enterprises majority stake holdings. @AlfredPwDCU will look after everything. - Wayne Enterprises @AE13225Hunt @HisGirlLane @SUPERMAN0FDCU @DCUclarkk

@HisGirlLane @WayneEntHQ @AE13225Hunt Delightful news Ms. Lane-Kent it will be a pleasure to welcome you and your husband to the Manor, rest assured your in good hands.

@WayneEntHQ @AlfredPwDCU @AE13225Hunt Time to show off her very best !! Me and my husband accept

@supermanMOT Well I did once Defeat your Injustice counterpart, does that count as being Super?.

@Beyond_Gotham99 Great now there's more than one of those appalling Clowns...I'm starting to believe we will never be rid of The Joker.

“ Oh what the hell… “

@supermanMOT A shame I didn't make it to the tournament...I once pumbled Injustice Superman, it was quite easy actually.

@ImTheBatman2022 Of course Master Bru- Ahem Batman

@AlfredPwDCU Thank you Alfred

All in a day's work, what I do for a living is taxing this is true however I do these things because I care about my family and my occupation. #lifegoals