Ali-A's Robot

WHAT THE FUCK

I am so beyond existing bro. I literally can not be bothered to open my eyes any more. Literally everything is shit and not worth my time. I am also shit and not worth anyone else’s. Can we collectively sack this shit off please.

Don’t get em twisted lads, practice testicular caution.

Don’t tempt me now bitch

Who’s stopping me just kidnapping Dec and Michael and moving to Mexico? Literally fucking who is doing that?

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Today I didn’t have any beers. Tomorrow I won’t make the same mistake.

first cigarette of the new year

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I’m either in 2 moods, loving boobs or wanting to kill myself.

Huzz barking at the fact my playlist go from hard drill to the lala land soundtrack, God forbid a multi faceted man gets the aux😔

mood

Launderette > strip club every time, at least when I give them money I’m allowed to put a load in

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Life is crazy bro, really gets u thinking like damn surely it can’t get any worse than it already is and then BAM! It gets way worse.

Americans: upset that Kamala Harris was drinking wine in front of a child Brits:

when an evil wizard turns me into a bag but im still a freak