Ali

if UKIP do alright we could probably stop this. That'd be nice. #eurovision

TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT! Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! store.steampowered.com/app/1043810/Ta… RTs much appreciated!

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Highest wall socket I've seen in a while. Could be wall mounted air con or maybe a plug in downflow heater. Very frustrating not knowing the origin story

@jordanbuckley More like Yurt Hammett

More like Kirk Hammock

Speven Stielberg

Great of the snooker to normalise men sitting next to each other in silence.

@thedirtynil 👍👍

@AliAvecHat On at 8:50

@thedirtynil hey have you got some stage times for tonight? please and thanks

A couple of years ago we bought a matching toaster and kettle together. They both broke within a fortnight of each other.

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I now have two recycling bins.

Did you know you can order a second recycling bin from the council for free?! #binmaster

This weekend I ate absolutely loads of chocolate and it was great.

The person has spoken.

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cool that's helpful thanks