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Alastair Bark

@AliBark33

Katılım Haziran 2010
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Amelia
Amelia@Amelia558rs·
What is your guess as to what year this photo was taken?
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Millbrook FC
Millbrook FC@Millbrook_FC·
⚽⚽⚽ HAT-TRICK ⭐⭐⭐ George Cole is the MAN OF THE MATCH for a third time. An outstanding performance 🆚 Hamble Club in the Southampton Senior Cup. Great job poster boy! #Baller #UpTheDockers 🏗️
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Popside Fanatics
Popside Fanatics@PopsideFanatics·
We are in the 1990’s. You’re a pub kid from the estate. You’ve been dragged along so Dad can have “just the couple” before the game (which is never just a couple). Mum said, “Keep an eye on ’em.” So now you’re part of the pub furniture. You’re not on pints. You’re on a pint glass of Coke that’s 90% ice. Orange juice if they’re feeling flush. Or a glass bottle of Panda Pop if the bar’s got some in. You’re allowed near the pool table, but only to “mind the cues” and definitely not to touch the felt with sticky hands. You build towers out of beer mats. Little estates of your own. Tower blocks. Flats. Entire communities that won’t make it past closing time. There’s always snacks. Scampi Fries. Cheese & Onion crisps in blue packets. Dry roasted nuts that make you cough but you pretend you like. You drift about. In and out of conversations. Through clouds of smoke so thick you could chew it. You start collecting empty glasses. Two at a time if you’re feeling strong. The bar staff call you “treacle” or “love” and slide you a packet of crisps for your hard work. The pub smells like stale lager, Embassy cigarettes, and someone’s overpowering aftershave they got for Christmas. Big green ashtrays on every table. All overflowing like tiny volcanoes. The fruit machine is your PlayStation. You stare at the lights. The symbols. The sounds. Certain if you watch long enough, you’ll crack the code and become rich. You get the shout from your Dad, ‘we’re going’. On the way to the ground you have your starting 11 in mind. On arriving the Dads get some beers in and tell you to bugger off to the seats/area or you begin to play football in the concourse with paper, plastic cups or other just to have a kick around. The game goes by, win, lose or draw you have lost your voice from shouting, singing, calling the ref a wanker. You make your way back to the pub with the Dads and their sons. After a while you’re left with your Dad while the rest of the kids go home. The dads are roaring. Proper belly laughs. Arguing about football like it’s politics. Talking absolute nonsense with full confidence. You hear words you’re not allowed to say. Stories you’re not meant to know. You don’t get all of it — but you get the rhythm of it. The warmth in it. No one asks who you belong to. They already know. You’re our kid. You get slipped a quid for crisps. 50p for the machine (that you’re not allowed to use… but do anyway). Some old fella does a coin-behind-your-ear trick while his cigarette ash hangs on for dear life. It gets late. Your eyes go heavy. You curl up in the booth under Dad’s coat. Sticky table. Warm jacket. Muffled laughter around you. And everyone respects it. They still shout across the pub like they’re hailing a bus, but near you, voices drop. Footsteps soften. No one moves you. No one complains. You’re safe. You’re known. You belong to the room, and the room belongs to you. And for a kid from the estate in 1990’s — Life’s proper good
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Romsey Town Football Club
Romsey Town Football Club@Romseytownfc1·
Full time Romsey 1-0 Yateley Bartram with three huge saves in the last 10 to secure the clean sheet Goal: #Harryprisk
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@toim_n Don’t ever change! Someone needed to step up when Becko left.
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@arcpresentation A few cars moved down the road. The weather not fauna didn’t change. This was completed in a single day! Incredible accomplishment
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Football Chants
Football Chants@FootyFansChants·
Is this the best anthem in football?
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@toim_n 🤦🏼‍♂️ Ockers. Come back. He needs an easy target. 😔
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Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑
Straight through to Judge’s Squats on ‘XY Factor’ it’s Gingivitis with ‘I’ll Stand By You’. I’m sure you’ll agree she makes this song her own. She’s given me an idea, I’m going to put together a girl band made up of Trans womxn & call them ‘The Pretenders’!
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Romsey Town Football Club
Romsey Town Football Club@Romseytownfc1·
FULL TIME Romsey Town U23 4-1 Follands Sports. Scorers - Yeates 2, Conteh, OG.
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@LesDennis Fair play Mr Dennis. Ms Holden was always going to to be in the replies. Congratulations
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Les Dennis
Les Dennis@LesDennis·
What a wonderful 16 years married and 20 years together ! Happy anniversary my darling Claire xx we are so blessed with all of our gorgeous family xx
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@toim_n Seen several people that resemble him here, but they are all women?
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Lance
Lance@lfc_lance·
Guess the Player Level : VERY HARD
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Alastair Bark
Alastair Bark@AliBark33·
@toim_n 🤦🏻 here we go again. There will be zero games postponed at the AEC arena this winter due to our premium pitch care (we have moved the cows to another field)
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