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@OgbonnaReigns Brother ain’t that shop in Kenya? Look at F3…

FEAR WOMEN 😭😭😭💔💔💔🔥🔥🔥 A guy came to my shop yesterday to buy a brand new Samsung tablet for his girlfriend worth 420k. Everything went smoothly and he left happily. Not up to one hour later, the girl’s bestie came back to my shop with the same tablet saying she wanted to swap it for an iPad Pro because the girlfriend preferred Apple products. Since they came with the receipt and everything looked normal, I agreed to the swap without suspecting anything.

@Judykariuk6921 Let me guess, from the lake?😂😂😂

I had love like this 😂😂for 3 years we were inseparable...lakini Kijana akakubali kukuwa Chombo cha shetani!

@realskeka Wait until adisrupt your YouTube algorithm 😩

Ameamka akaanza kuscroll tiktok saii anacheka cheka Vida za upuzi. Nafikiria venye namshow aishie

@thedispenser_ Broke bitch alert 🚨

Imagine this babe called me while I was sleeping, I reluctantly picked and she said we should go see a movie. I said no problem, send uber fee and she refused?? Blocked her ass. If she wants to she would

@ellabosslady_ @HonitelHQ @___martella His money is his money you dimwit. If you’re broke just say so 🤷🏽‍♂️

@HonitelHQ @___martella So you can’t pay these things for yourself?🤨

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

@TheVsk_ What’s his address? We just wanna talk

I just want to genuinely appreciate everyone who showed up for me for clarity, I won't be getting the phone because according to him, the numbers are not adding up. and also he can't verify if the engagements are organic or automated because it was on my page not his

@SirLV We got a branch in Tz and it’s always a menace when I have to manage ops in that place😵‍💫

Working with TZ orgs has to be classified as one of the worst experiences.. Why am I begging you to share the correct banking details for over 3 months so that I can pay you?! Ni Kizungu ngumu?

@Kenyans I see someone’s trying to reinvent the Roman Empire wheel: grand spectacles to distract the masses while hospitals, schools, and basics crumble. Panem et circenses all over again.

Ruto announces the construction of a new modern arena in Nairobi

@jbmillenial Not me laughing because I have a POC in 20 hours and admin creds are no where to be found 😂😂😂

So, I’m building an app and I’m locked out because I forgot the admin credentials😂😂😂

@wes_kibet Except their network was trash during the game. Perhaps they need to borrow a lead from AT&T what they do during Super Bowl

Marketing department ya Safaricom wanakuanga on steroids, they really know how to capitalize on all the opportunities.

@nyarr037 Perhaps get to know the difference between price and prize?

If men are the prize mbona dowry inaenda kwa kina dem ? You ain't the prize broskis stop overrating yourself,WOMEN are the prize!

@MpiloKhumalo_ Following you to keep track of your graduation date 😂 I must bring flowers

New Supervisor seems ruuude🙄. I don't think Faith will like this🤭🤣🤚🏾

@moneyacademyKE @Wash_Cryptic does this script seem familiar?😂😂😂

South Africa’s Nedbank, which plans to take over 66% of NCBA, says it will keep all existing NCBA employees.

@CAFCofficial Why isn’t Collins on the list?

Get voting for your Player of the Month for January 🗳️ #cafc

@HarrysonOjiambo Love the optimism, but nah. In tech, the “homeless-looking” guy in a faded hoodie might be your CEO.

Ukiingia in a strange work environment na unataka kujua how much those people earn, angalia vile wao huvaa.Dressing matches with the salaries.

@ISephara Remove Kenyans from the sentence and replace with any country. No one likes those ungovernable drug peddling merchants

If you think South Africans dislike Nigerians, you have NO IDEA how Kenyans feel about them 😭

@IamAzizJamal Huku hawatambui engineer unaambiwa uwashe jiko 😂

Ushago hakuna cha kuwa introvert, sai niko boma ya tano natafuta mbuzi zilipotea

@wakariowa Add club MCing to that list. Let’s leave that shit in 2025

We all agree that hii upus tuache 2025. Sindio?

@_itsManti If he heard the donjo maber one he’d probably crash out

Probably listened to Sina Noma