✨Cobra Bubbles™ (parody) ✨

New flyer derby recruit unlocked ✌️#toh

I’ve never seen Beaches but I’m suspecting I’m about to become obsessed

Did you know I have the cutest boyfriend btw

About to bake a potato that will change my life

11:11 spelling is fun

@maxoronicheese What if I mix it up

Trying to get Lori to commit to watching merrily we roll along tonight because we promised we’d watch it together but she’s gonna be too tired ughhhhh

And as Judas betrayed Jesus with big objectives, I couldn't help but wonder... Has Big , objectively, ever betrayed me?

I want to wear his initial on a chain ‘round my neck

@maxoronicheese There’s a woman in la cour

Max America missed you!

Sorry I posted the same thing three time for some reason

He issssss RISEN!!!!!

Hiding in the shower to surprise bubba

@ImStephenKeller You know me so well

@AliJoyful Moolah scented wax, no doubt

I finally did my taxes which means I’m allowed to get a flowery candle warmer

happy easter

My mother after I just sang the entirety of the Family Madrigal by myself: Wow that song was longer than I remember

Annie got worms from the bounce house