Ali Kolbert

You got covid and lost your job welcome to 2020

This looks like every girl I see a future with

Joseph Massad, the @Columbia professor who called Hamas’s October 7th attack “stunning” and “awesome,” is teaching a course next semester on Zionism. @Columbia, how are you allowing such a blatant antisemite to teach a course on the history of the very people he hates?

This is great: @AliKolbert talks with @robertasmithnyt and @jerrysaltz about their careers as art critics @nytimes and @NYMag and their 32 yrs of marriage open.spotify.com/episode/6739CI… . @smbahr14 also has this Times Insider w/Smith, who just retired last month nytimes.com/2024/04/11/ins…

Still looking for Valentine’s Day plans? Come celebrate with us tomorrow at our Open Bar show featuring a medley of hilarious comics! Tickets available here: jaminthevan.com/show/jitv-ltns… #jaminthevan #fumiabe #michaelblaustein #fahimanwar #alikolbert #stephtolev #longtimenosee

heyLA @HollywoodImprov 7pm tonight @eddiepepitone #RonFunches #MelissaVillasenor @danlevy @IanEdwardsComic @cannoncomedy 7:30pm @EsauMcgraw @joebartnick @GiuliaRozzi 9:30pm @themorganjay @AliKolbert @justmartindale @ErikGriffin & more

Me every time I give my kid their lunch to take to school:

Dating me be like

Dm me your address 🤓

Tell me you’re a mom without telling me you’re a mom

Today on the podcast: comedian Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert)! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/que…

Don’t miss our OPEN BAR show with @CheetoSantino @AliKolbert Trevor Wallace and more at @LTNSComedy show in #culvercity #losangeles! Jam in the Van is the place to be on August 25th, so claim your tickets here : jaminthevan.com/show/jam-in-th… #jaminthevan #cheetosantino #andrewsantino

TOMORROW → @AliKolbert is headlining at 8PM 🎤 Ali will be on our stage soon! Drew Absher & Sean McKenize will also be on this fun show ☺️ There is limited time to get your tickets, Sacramento! 🎟: rb.gy/c495l

One of my favorites on the pod!

Why women love serial killer shows so much. @AliKolbert See Ali in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @toddbarry @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry

That's not the right word... @toddbarry Todd is back in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @AliKolbert @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry

CA! I’ll be at @IrvineImprov next wed 6/28 come bring a friend and laugh ticketsales.com/ali-kolbert-ti…

Kendall Jenner, who can’t cut a cucumber, says she often cooks for friends trib.al/37vjN3y

LA! Come to my show tomorrow at @JoinTheDynasty it’s gonna be a fun one with @notalimac @TreygerLiza @robintran04 @audreystewisart

Have to agree with this one!