Alia Colaço

You can't have existential crises if you don't exist.

You can't get roasted if you're already burnt.

Life is water and I'm not a boat.

Parents will give you birth and consider you to be their free personal slaves for life.

@dxnnyd Numbers: 1000

@AliaColao1 What the hell happened to number 3?

Top 5 things you'll hear every college student say 1. I'm hungry 2. I hate this 4. I wanna go home 5. Fuck

Some of yall have never had to travel by local bus during the rains and will never experience the sheer frustration that one endures.

@casroyofficial If my parents read my tweets they're driving me to psych ward

@maniacdt Covid batch doctor maree

@Emmanuelcosta26 Here we were romanticising the shit outt of it

college is so fucked up man

@casroyofficial Bro relax 💀 🥺

People that drink water straight from the tap fear no one.

10 year old me looking at 18 year old me cringing the fuck out.

@shutupabigaill You ma real homie ✊

I haven't seen a firefly in so long.

@casroyofficial You have my blessing.

How rich is jhetalal and his neighbors? Yall realise they'd need to have crazy kind of money to own a flat like that in bombay.

Cutting a tomato is so unsatisfying

When Klaus said "this family makes me wanna muder people" no one related to that more than me.