@KatieMagnet oh well in which case, make an 5 egg omelette and put in fridge and reheat in micro for 2 mornings!
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Alice Morgan
@AliceM0rgan
Scientist, Unproven Murderer, and Yang to Yin of DCI John Luther. you can follow but you wont catch me.. meep meep.(spoof act probably)
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@KatieMagnet nothing?! Why you losing weight anyway?? Don't be daft!
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If I could minimise my tax bill I believe I would but I'm not that clever and I'd be petrified!
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@BBCNewsnight Or even better, support their local coffee shop!!
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Everyone should help #Starbucks declare real loss in future and #BotcottStarbucks
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Good sex can fix a bad argument, but it won't cure a bad relationship.
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Sex is considered 10 times more effective than valium as a tranquilizer.
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“@HornyFacts: Having an orgasm relieves headaches, colds and a bad mood.”
Damn right it does!
#happyhormones
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Deep down, #Scorpio longs to give fully to that perfect soulmate.
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Aww, it's my ex's birthday today.
I hope someone gives him herpes.
<3 <3 <3
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RT @WomensHealthFit A flat belly & leaner waistline in 30 days? It CAN be done! Check out this rock-solid routine: ow.ly/euc3G
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#StarSignFacts: A #Scorpio will say things that everyone else is to scared to.
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