Alice Sanders

If you fancy listen to this Pride & Prejudice sequel I recorded - it’s really fun and you get to know Kitty much more then find it here. UK listeners: audible.co.uk/pd/B0CH1VGHM7/… US listeners: audible.com/pd/B0CH1V6Z79/…

@joelgolby Do you mean if he just wanted the house it wasn’t about his love/obsession for the man? I can’t stop thinking about it but I’m not sure why!

ending 1 invalidated the first 80 minutes of the movie entirely + every emotion he felt up until then ending 2 just a bit stupid but the drone shot after it was great ending 3 in the coffee shop was when it really started going off the rails ending 4 a completely mental reshoot

think my major problem with Saltburn was that i really liked the first 70% of it, before they started trying to make up endings. a lot of people are afraid to admit this. but it was gorgeously shot and captivating and that's why it was such a let down when all 4 endings were crap

I will be mainly tweeting from my other account @wernerspenguin from now. Follow me there if you wish. And if not, farewell!

Extremely rude mushrooms on my walk today

@Alicia_Janina11 😂

@AliceSandersLaw Now that's a work outfit!! 🤩

Finally the one day a year I can be my authentic self

@Louiestowell @GordonDoherty this would be really interesting!

Lola & Stevie are very funny.

@grahamh941 Don’t try and make it better

@grahamh941 Hard burn

@AliceSandersLaw I had an English teacher who dressed like that (minus the hat!)

@MadelaineLucieH Thank you 🙏

@AliceSandersLaw An icon

@jamieklingler I’m going to do this too!

Started listening to Matthew Perry’s book last night. It is so honest about addiction and loneliness.

@DeshpalPanesar @ishan @Grangerandco I look forward to it!

@AliceSandersLaw @ishan @Grangerandco On me Sanders

Where am I having breakfast. (And NO @ishan NO. I’m not lost again).

@DeshpalPanesar @ishan @Grangerandco Oh yes! Got to try this when I’m in London next.

@AliceSandersLaw @ishan @Grangerandco for the finest scrambled eggs know to man.

@DeshpalPanesar @ishan 😂

@AliceSandersLaw @ishan In that case no.

@DeshpalPanesar @ishan 😂 yes just going to twizzle the old golden salt grinder is a common euphemism!

@AliceSandersLaw @ishan Is that a euphemism

Matthew Perry 💔 You were my favourite by far, I always related to Chandler. (Sarcasm, fucked up family etc.) Rest in peace, friend.

@SueHarrison123 10/10 tweet 😂

They made it!

@5tevieM Dysentery on a 12 hour train from Mumbai to Goa was not the best. There was a functioning toilet though it required a strength of thigh I was lacking after 24 hours of shitting & vomming.

you haven’t experienced true dramatic tension until you board a 2.5 hour train with food poisoning and find out there are no functioning toilets