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@AustaAfterAll And Val still loves him... God help the mothy😔

@AlienQu34467550 Mr. Vox Whiteman here sleeping with his gender-apathetic pansexual Latino partner and his black, lesbian bestie in crime... he's the fakes IDGAFer of all time.

Drives me crazy that Vox snapped the upper screenshot while he was presumably fucking around with Alastor. Like he saw a moment where Val was smiling, looking ruffled and cute and just had to get a picture filed away. Same with Velvette smiling earnestly at him below too. 😭

@AustaAfterAll Vox would rather kill himself than admit he's inlove with a man. His internalized homophobia always shows, somehow-

@AlienQu34467550 He's in such denial... like the fandom somehow. XD

@xnyre_ I'd breed him in 5 minutes.

“Sinners can’t get pregnant.” Vox just isn’t trying hard enough, I’d get Valentino pregnant

@AustaAfterAll And then block them

@AlienQu34467550 Ikr?! At some point, ya just gotta be like "Fuck it".

Ngl every time some fuckass chud comes into a post I make about Valentino and goes "So you're a rape apologist?! That's what you're into?! Excusing Valentino for his evil crimes?!?!?", it is so tempting to just be like (about a fictional character):

@hellcatcute Jeffree Star as Val is just... Perfect. Val would def buy Jeffree's makeup

I love the Vees

@AustaAfterAll And perfect lingerie sets for their honeymoon🩷

@AlienQu34467550 Lmao Velvette totally would design the baddest bridal garment for Val to wear on their wedding day...

You guys know who I wanna draw this on...

@AustaAfterAll OMG yes! Vox would bluescreen instantly

@AlienQu34467550 This would be *the* bridal robe he would wear to his and Vox's wedding lmao

@AustaAfterAll I swear- Val is everything I want in a villain and I kinda feel sad that people don't realize just how well-written he actually is

Fans will deadass be like "I want a villain who is evil but still cares about someone despite that and it doesn't change that they're evil." Then Hazbin will give them that with Valentino and they'll say "EW THEY'RE EXCUSING A RAPIST BECAUSE HE GOT SAD ONCE! THIS EVIL ASS SHOW!"

@AustaAfterAll Val is THE trophy wife for Vox. Not too good, not too bad. And that is one of the main reasons Vox feels comfortable around him. They're both horrible idiots in love🩷🩵

You know, I'm partially joking about this but since people are constantly like "What does Val offer Vox?", I wanna ask "What does Vox offer Val really?" Val is beautiful, charming and oozing sex appeal. He bent over backwards for Vox in S2 and Vox was shitty to him and Vel. So...

@_owObubblegum I love how Vox is still stoned as fuck

Vel adding some colour to Val's wings✨ I'm a bit late but happy pride!! #HazbinHotel #TheVees

@AustaAfterAll Val is a spoiled queen and he shall remain that way, especially in Vox's eyes

@AlienQu34467550 Totally. Somehow Vox overheard. XD Meanwhile Val just casually mentions all the people who oggle him so Vox can crush them and have his "Were they bothering you, Queen?" moment.

To be clear, as soon as their partnership started, Vox was totally slaughtering people making the unbearable horny eyes at Val. For like a week when no one showed up to his performances, Val was upset and confused. Then he figured it out a week later and now thinks it's hot. Lol

@AustaAfterAll This is why he wants to hurt Angel

Val, before he figures out two weeks into his partnership with Vox what's really been going down... #staticmoth

@KiingKuro I'm sure my favorite frames of Val will change once each season is released one by one, along with the Vees spinoff(hopefully), so fingers crossed

Hate that I won't ever know who drew my favorite frames of Val 💔

@KiingKuro I just know they bang at least four times a day. Every time, it's magical

Literally fucked twice in 1 episode and we didn't get to see it smh

@AustaAfterAll Vox will definitely have some late-night shopping sprees to fill out for his wifey

@AlienQu34467550 He's gonna need to be cos I hc that Val is gonna have the freakiest of pregnancy cravings. Vox better be on his beck and call!

I just need to get something out of my system for a sec...

@AustaAfterAll Always imagined Vox to be the domestic husband who worships his partner type once he gets over his internalized homophobia

@AlienQu34467550 True. Vox would inwardly rejoice to have Val all too himself finally. Probably even makes him breakfast in bed the first few days. XD