Alison

What's the point in "holding on" when you know there's no help coming.

@srahskionahill Congratulations!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Climbed a mountain, brought back a rock! The views weren’t the best part after all 🤭 Forever <3 12.05.2026

Finally decided to apply to uni bc life finally settled down.....Got in, life falls apart. I get harrased and bullied out of my job and my mental and physical health is in the gutter; guess uni isn't happening this year. 💀

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@NoahKahan All your new friends look a lot like your last (I wonder why)..... Basically you tried to end me with Dashboard and that was very rude Sir

Ok it’s been a week and im bored in the airport give me your top 3 lyrics

@NoahKahan And you tell yourself lies, and disguise them as facts It'll hurt half as much if you drive twice as fast ........... OUCH BRO

@srahskionahill OMG HE'S ADORABLE 🥹🥹😍😍

I bought this guy today I had to I couldn’t resist LOOK AT HIM

@NoahKahan I'd say all of Dashboard but I think that makes me a masochist.... cause ouch brother 😖🤡

Favorite lyric??

“a song can’t personally attack you” literally the song:

@NoahKahan I'm a running car and you're a closed garage....oof 😐

@NoahKahan Like I need committed 💩💩💩

So… how do we feel

Haven't even heard the new album yet and already so proud of @NoahKahan thank you for taking your time and sharing your light with us. 🐞🪲🐛🐝🦋 Ok bfr nobody talk to me for 48hrs I'll be extra depressed 😭🙈❤️

@rwylm_char All them horses in full is going to get me bad i fear 😬🙈

to celebrate the great divide release date, i wanted to give away an exclusive “the great divide x mastercard” notebook and sticker that I received an extra of at the listening party in nashville! just follow me, rt and comment which song you’re most excited to hear to enter !

@NoahKahan Bro it could literally be 48 hours and we'd all still eat it up 😍

Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough

@NoahKahan So proud of you dude!!!

Can’t fucking believe I’m on tiny desk it feels like every dream is just coming true

the joy of knowing there will be new noah kahan music this week! the terror of knowing there will be new noah kahan music this week…

@NoahKahan brother I'm still on the waitlist to get back into therapy, can we hold off on the album a couple weeks so I don't crash and burn 😅😬🔥 Cheers 👌👍

@srahskionahill Too real 😭😭😭🤣🤣