Alison 🐝

Slapping men is my passion 👋

You have to bully bullies. They have little egos and they’re often very insecure.

Buying books as a little treat to fill the void inside you and then stacking them in comforting piles

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Rise and slap 👋 With @Volatilecorrup1

Embrace Matriarchy anon

They don’t want you to know this but the reality is for most men this is better than sex ❤️

April plans include Adelaide, Melbourne and Perth 👋

The final slap is always the most poetic, don’t you think?

Wholesome family fun with @mayvelvet1 and @Volatilecorrup1 🫶

Planning my visit India in May ✈️ looking at Bengaluru, Mumbai and Delhi but open to any suggestions of where I should visit! You can make city suggestions by filling out my website form (google me to find it) 🥂

tbh you should dump someone immediately if they use ChatGPT for emotional support *regardless of whether you see the message content*

photography by Lillian Bassman for Harper’s Bazaar (1951)

pick a side. humanity or billionaires

@CaptainCons Why are you in women’s business?

“We would never capitalize or monetize on our friend’s heartbreak” as you discuss your friend’s heartbreak on a sponsored podcast

@luxatrix Oh yes please 🙏

would you read a cooking blog I wrote about cooking 75% of your meals from the farmers market?

farmers market day. looks a lot like last week tbh. I’ve still got stuff from this last week, and making my fave soba tahini salad, some chili from my freezer with avocado toast and grilled carrots, cabbage beans farro apple breakfast bowl. gotta read some cookbooks for inspo

Joy is a love slap 👋

Helping @mayvelvet1 learn to slap @Volatilecorrup1 🫶

And another one gets a slap! @Volatilecorrup1

Under my heel is where he finds his peace ❤️

Not asking for things because you don’t wanna seem “annoying” or “needy” is actively blocking your own blessings. I may seem tenacious to some people but I also rarely go without the things that I want. Coincidence? I think NOT!