Alister “Bump N’ Run” MacKenzie

Fit to meet my boys at chilis.

Back to your regularly scheduled program.

@Dr_DewSweep @GOLF_com Incredible.

@GOLF_com @AlisterAugusta you made it to the big leagues

Meet Chip Brown — the man behind the viral Egg Salad hat at The Masters.

Time to switch up on all my day 1s!!! Mom I made it!

@GOLF_com We’ve made it

@JeffEisenband Sadly, if every course had these cups… they wouldn’t be as special.

Every golf course should have this type of cup (shoutout to Mountain Ridge)

And your 7th all time grand slam winner is…

This isn’t the content I want. It’s the content I need.

@SchefflerLegion Never been in one of these things. Add me

Hi everyone! If anyone would like to join the Scheffler Legion group chat here on X, please leave a reply and I will add you! We talk about everything golf, Scottie, and just anything else in general. Just a fun place to vibe!

@Conserv02168279 So bad.

@AlisterAugusta What’s your take on this combo?

This egg salad guy on 16 should never be allowed back.

@HarperHaro71171 For sure, Harold.

@AlisterAugusta I thought it was a standard there? What is next for you: the pimento cheese sandwich? The potato chips too? How about just leave it alone man. It is what it is

@PreparedHiker Says the liberal.

@AlisterAugusta Why? Little bitch....

@PCofrances13210 I’m willing to bet you didn’t start playing golf until 2020.

@AlisterAugusta Man So many people hate the hat but can’t stop posting about it Feel like they low key want one and r jealous

I am so damn ready for Shinnecock Hills and some @USGA Championship golf! 🏆

@Dr_DewSweep @USGA Repost repost repost

@SilvioBagman @QuikTrip Shrink or what?

@QuikTrip @AlisterAugusta

Masters this, Augusta that... give me the QT golf haul any day of the week ⛳️ Follow us and @ your golf partner in the replies for a chance to win this merch 🏌

If you’re having a bad day, just remember Michael Griffin put money of Rahm.

@_MISTER__NOBODY Hydrating is a must.

@AlisterAugusta Drink plenty of fluids in case you cramp up lmao

Haven’t moved a muscle. Nothing to see here.

@SilvioBagman @GrantHughesNC Silvio ball knower.

@AlisterAugusta @GrantHughesNC Things have indeed gotten very bad. Bert Kreischer and Jason Kelce are more evidence of what has happened to the sacred and beautiful Augusta.

The YouTube, Barstoolification of The Masters is sooo cringey. Everything Bobby Jones & Clifford Roberts built 90+ years ago is starting to become a complete parody of itself. #themasters