Alka-Seltzer Man

Can NASCAR industry members stop telling us how to feel? The remote booth is different, it’s noticeable. And we don’t like it.

Replace F1 with the NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts Series and maybe I’ll watch

@NASCAR Bowman drives through a guy on exit, but it's somehow Herbst's fault.

Trouble strikes the field again late in Segment 1!

I will blow my shit smooth off

@DidHerbstWin At least I no longer have a reason to sit through this crap. Back to Indy 500 qualifying.

Wrecked.

⭐️Here's our race thread for today's All-Star Race at Dover 🧵| We take the green flag at 1:05pm ET from P21. Two 75 lap segments await us & then we see if we make it to the main event for 200 laps. I don't understand this format. Or why this is at Dover. I'm just here for Riley.

@smashdirt Praying that I learn Bro's swag.

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Every track owner should print this out and save it for when a project manager comes knocking about a new development proposal.

@SeanRossSapp Bristol Motor Speedway

What is your best "AEW should run an event here?"

@DidHerbstWin @RHFan35 I don't know how the 35 team managed to get 26th after all that. Simultaneously disappointed and relieved.

No. No he did not win. P26 after an issue on pitroad led to us blowing first gear and having to serve a speeding penalty later in the race. We move onto *checks notes*...Dover...for the All-Star race weekend..

P9 for stage 1. STAGE POINTS! In Davin we trust for strategy

Unique venues AEW should run next.

@FortyFiveJamie Cool design on the back, smh.

Yo @TonyKhan, slap a Samoa Joe vs Hechicero on the card tomorrow for the sickos big dawg? #AEWDynamite

@23XIRacing @rileyherbst Wooooooo!

Don’t mind us, just sliding in a @rileyherbst appreciation post.

@23XIRacing @TylerReddick @BubbaWallace @rileyherbst @CoreyHeim_ @rockstarenergy @RobinhoodApp @FREPouch @ToyotaRacingUSA Great job Riley!

A real hard fought day from all @23XIRacing teams today 💪 @TylerReddick - P4 @BubbaWallace - P9 @rileyherbst - P11 @CoreyHeim_ - P31 #teamtoyota @Rockstarenergy | @ChumbaCasino |@RobinhoodApp | @FREPouch

@DidHerbstWin Great day for Riley, things keep trending up!

🏁P11. Takeaways: Massive comeback from being a lap down earlier in the race 👏🏻Car didn't fire off well on that final restart and we fell back a few spots. At the end of the day proud of this team for the comeback we had. P11 is great for us

Good morning 🤠Here's our race thread for today's race at Texas 🧵| We take the green flag from P18 at 3:43pm ET. Four car team this weekend with 267 laps to climb through the field and bring home four good finishes👊🏻

RAH

i feel like actual titantrons are such a lost art in pro wrestling. like, give me a video playing every time a wrestler enters of them doing some big moves, some shots that expand on their character and motivations and ANYTHING BUT THEIR NAME ON A MOVING BACKGROUND!!!

I've done many-a-things when it comes to silly free time stuff , but I have to say this takes the cake. I knew once I saw the lyrics and heard it my head I HAD to do it myself 😭 #WTFCOS #WhatDaDogDoin

Who’s next? 🤔