Lazarus Fish AKA Fluke Threadwalker

I'm definitely going to die while trying to pet something I should not try petting. Like raccoons or a mountain lion. That death would be worth it.

My grandma died, and I can't even go pay my respects because my mother or half brother would try to murder me and kidnap my children. 🙃 How's your day going? 😂

They say not to let your bullies see that they're hurting you, but what if it's your kid doing the bullying? 😂 These teenage hormones are something else. Wow.

Finally made a life that I don't feel like I need to escape from. ❤️ Wishing you all the best on your journey 💖

Drove over 300 miles this past weekend to see a dying relative, only to be bullied repeatedly and addressed as "her son's sister" by the woman who was the closest I've had to a mother figure. She claimed my children as "her grandbabies," though. 🤷‍♀️

"See you next year!" "Did you mean to say that yesterday?" "I said what I said." - Introverts

Just sitting here, minding my own business, and I see a bulldog in the stitching. Now this whole blanket looks like it's made of bulldogs 😂

There's something very cathartic about deleting 12 years of photos containing the toxic people who are no longer in your life. Wishing peace and healing to all of you and victory in the battles you're waging. You've got this. ❤️

@zoobatto Yikes 😬

just had someone tell me to read a story in the bible bc of my name 😐😶

Haven't played Risk of Rain 2 in over a year... I have no idea what's going on anymore and I am loving it. 😂

@Mightyninja0 Indeed

@All7ForTheWish Playing the long game I see

19 years is my longest game of chess, but I think I'm finally winning. ❤️

@Mightyninja0 Here's to finding it 🥂

@All7ForTheWish Same

I want one of those crazy romances where we're together for ever, always cheesy, and bicker lovingly as senile old folks.

@zoobatto Indeed 😂

@All7ForTheWish lmao totally legit reason for it, yeah

@zoobatto Time to repeat?

@zoobatto Maybe we can gofundme for it lmao. Totally legit reason, right?

@All7ForTheWish 😂😂😂 i think we’d have to outsource the bill in order to accomplish that one

@zoobatto Lmao, we could order it at all the local DQs and see which one does it best 😂

@All7ForTheWish LOL if we do, i promise to go to the right dq this time 😂😂😂

Feeling so undeservedly happy with my life. Wishing you all can have this in your lives, too. ❤️

If you've ever wondered how graceful and coordinated I am, I was taken down by a hug from the most gentle shih tzu. Ewok 1, Me: 0.

Can't tell if my life is a soap opera or a Hallmark movie, but I'm okay with it 👌