Jason

@ayeejuju Again?

Our generation has such an understanding of ennui but like ironically

when someone remembers a small detail about you:

People keep laughing at my grinder

Facts

If you like baths you probably like soft food.

"I only want to get engaged once": goes on #BIP #TheBachelor or #TheBachelorette

This nation's sport used to be cup stacking. What happened to us?

@hankgreen When someone can't remember something is it their brain just mis-firing? Sending electricity to the wrong places? Or is it struggling to find a weak connection in there?

When I smoke weed

New rule: if he wouldn't date @brittany_broski he's not for me.

Girls flirting: Tell me something you've never told anyone else

I want Sacha Baron Cohen to interview people in the marines but every time he says corps he pronounces it phonetically #sachabaroncohen

The full moons shining directly between my blinds and my wall. #fullmoon

I'm high and just spent 15 minutes looking for 'Twitter' on my phone. #X

Hey! Who took away the swirly B at the end of #Barbie, #BarbieMovie, and #BarbieTheMovie ??

Even #Barbie doesn't have a good day everyday, that makes me feel a little bit better.

@atensnut theguardian.com/society/2019/a…

There are currently 8.1 Billion people on earth….. all born to women. Not one was born to a man. Good night. 😴

We just need a Polly Pocket movie now. #BarbieMovie

If it's not Joey and Charity at the end I don't want it. #TheBachelorette