My dishwasher does not need to beep every 10 minutes until I open it to let me know it’s done like for fks sake of all the things in my entire condo that doesn’t need to notify me that it’s complete and that I don’t need to empty right away it’s my goddamn dishwasher
@AllOverHarper Your body is undeniably stunning, one of the most amazing I’ve ever seen, but….
…what truly gets me is your razor-sharp humor, your effortless wit, your remarkable intelligence, your deep insight, and your beautifully articulate way of expressing yourself.
Slightly annoyed with myself for eating the rest of my chocolate at four in the morning when I went to go pee. I didn’t even get to appreciate it because I was half asleep.😩