Steven Criss

Brought a little joy into this quarantine last night! Authentic @workwheelsjapan 🤩🇯🇵 Work Emotion CR Kiwami

@MeKaylaChalupa I got a push-notification that you posted for the first time in forever and it did not disappoint

I yearn for chipotle before they went private equity.

@JacobLanierWx @fox4kc I’m trying my best to learn and keep up! 😂

Storms are firing now... 1 PM sounding from Topeka shows no CAP and steep mid level lapse rates (lots of instability). Notice wind shear is mostly speed which will translate to our 70+ MPH damaging wind risk. @fox4kc #KCwx #KSwx

@MaadyBK67 Digitaldripped

Datpiff was one of the greatest websites of all time

RIP original @BushnellGolf Neo GPS! You’ve been great to me since 2015, and finally ascended to golf heaven today. You’ve been superglued to magnets, been through multiple belt-clips, taped up, water-logged, etc. I’ve bought every generation of you, and you were my favorite. 🤍

They should add proximity chat to traffic

@Skratch “Do you want to walk in?” 😂

Tom definitely handled our fake caddie better than we would've. 😭

Let’s go @GaryWoodland! #TCHouOpen

That “neighbor” commercial infuriates me and I’m not sure why

@abcdentminded @CHANELSOHL He really messed up

@CHANELSOHL He didn't let me ride on top of the car

The back of my uber driver's passenger seat

@pxg @itzbeardy Hook him up, @pxg!

@itzbeardy Dang it, that's awful news! 😱

Hey @pxg , How’s things going? Good I hope! I just wanted to express to you how awesome your clubs are! Unfortunately, I bought an iron set from y’all and a driver and hybrid.. lost it to a flood.. Currently working my way back to getting a full set eventually. Love you -Beardy

Hello Sharks, can i have a cigarette

C for Cat 😺

@bluewmist I should mention that people definitely knew about it, but this was maybe in 2008 when I was on there? I’m sure it grew after that, but it was special at first!

@bluewmist I wish it was still around but my top one was digitaldripped back in the day. It was where all the newest rap music was released song by song that wasn’t found anywhere else on the internet yet. Easily downloadable too. I have no idea how the person/team got them all so early.

What is the coolest website you've visited that no one knows about?

A quick walk through Austin, TX 📍

@_ShaneDeegan @FranziaMom 2026 The Bled reference; love it! Pass the Flask holds up

@FranziaMom In 2001 I was hanging outside a show with my buddy Adam, making up offensive band names. I said one & he goes "Whoa. My band has a song about car crashes. We're calling it that!" Its weird in 2026 to *know* that Jr. has 100% heard The Bled's song "Dale Earnhardt's Seatbelt"

Have we ever figured out why Dale Earnhardt is so into emo music

@Mathcoreindex Saw them in a tiny church in Kansas and it was awesome

20 years ago today: Me and Him Call It Us - Loss via Stickfigure Recordings, a seminal crossover classic

@mrpleasantries @mattybtweets69 Freddie: “Your father drank more than the two of you put together”… Roger: “he always admired you”. Such a perfect passive-aggressive comment 😅

@mattybtweets69 “Ooh—chuck-a-luck!”

Watching Mad Men for the first time and I’m dying at Freddy Rumson referring to blacking out and pissing his pants as a snafu

It’s one of the best punches ever filmed. I’d love to know how many takes it took. I’m guessing one from @timbutterly 😂 @JohnnyMcKeever @TommyJPope