Twin_Polar

Sorry I'm weird I was born into a nudist hippie cult at a mystic hot springs in the middle of Utah

I quite literally saved the Internet from catching on fire today

Everybody wanna be a freak until I pull out the dolphin jelly

White boy got a fade

@hfbaefhvdibsagl Thank you Labubu, I was stressed as hell making it lmao

@AllThatsLeft0 Thats so beautiful twin polar

With only 1 fire alarm being set off alongside a small bomb of uncooked rice being detonated in my kitchen, I have managed to cook some extremely mediocre chicken and rice 😊

@Mursal_1984 Yeah that was all I had last night lol. I'm trying to cut some weight so I'm eating healthier and making my portions smaller

@AllThatsLeft0 Looks decent Is that all ur eating? Isnt it little?

Calling out of work today to be a fatass and play Fortnite lol

When you finally accept the fact you're fuckin nuts

Just tried cooking for the first time in a while and set off the apartments fire alarm 🙃

@hfbaefhvdibsagl The white boy yearns for some booty sugar

@AllThatsLeft0 omg dont do that twin polar

If you really loved me you'd let me do a line of coke off your butt 🥺

If you ever end up feeling like you're gay and retarded, STOP IT!! YOU'RE NOT GAY AND RETARDED!!! 😤 You're just really gay, and that's okay ❤️❤️❤️

White boy officially owns a set of kitchen knives 😎

life is lifegem ok?

I'm going to eat a burger and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Gave Grok my photo and asked what kind of haircut I should get and it told me to kill myself #whatdatmean

It's amazing how a shower beer can fix your entire life

@Mursal_1984 Welcome to the club Mina :)

Dr said i meet Autisim criteria "strongly" 😅