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The calm before the storm... Going BTC↔️USDCx at best rates is about to get a whole lot easier. No KYC. No fuzz. HODLMM soon. We are making waves! 🌊

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The best time to DCA was yesterday. The second best time is right now 😌 NFA Stack sats on your schedule. No stress. No timing. Just surf the flow. 🏄‍♂️

@Davincij15 $STX

I'm looking for a Bitcoin second layer that gets it right. Balances are easy to withdraw. Self-custody is the default. Reserves are visible to everyone. Censorship is obvious when it happens. Risk is capped. Settlement to Bitcoin is always possible. If it doesn't exist yet, I'll build it. Who's working on this? 👇

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

@Classicmantweet $ordi, $sats, $node

just loaded some funds on xverse, looking to collect some ordinals. which collections are worth sweeping right now?

RUMOR: 🚨 Playstation to integrate Bitcoin and Ethereum payments by the end of the year.

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🚨ETHEREUM HAS SOLVED A BLOCKCHAIN TRILEMMA Vitalik Buterin says Ethereum has finally cracked the blockchain trilemma after a decade of work. Through zero-knowledge EVMs & PeerDAS, Ethereum can now achieve decentralization, consensus, and high bandwidth all together.

@axopoa What happened to your money?

The yield from stacking $STX on Stacks is Amazing. I lost all my money.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas becomes first state to buy Bitcoin, investing $10 million into its Strategic Reserve.

Jamie Dimon is backed by corruption and paedophiles. Michael Saylor is backed by math and physics. Choose your fighter. $MSTR

JPMorgan messed with the wrong man. 💀 It's Saylor. Instead of working with Strategy, they attacked him. Saylor played a reverse UNO: - Bombshell Epstein connections among JPMorgan executives - Mobilizing retail to strike back - HODL BTC to short squeeze Stand with Saylor!

Saylor hasn’t described $MSTR as a speculative attack against the USD - and we see why - as the fiat money cartel is waking up to their extinction event; BTC, and they’re attacking. Their crude naked-shorts and smears are lame. Face-ripping rally loading.

Welcome to your first bear market cry babies. My 4th tour of duty, stop being so wet. Bitcoin goes up, Bitcoin goes down, Schiff talks shit.

A USDC-backed stablecoin is coming to Stacks by the end of the year. Are you ready? 🟠

gm @circle 🟠 Circle’s first move into Bitcoin DeFi is happening on Stacks, the only Bitcoin Layer 2 in their pilot launch of Circle xReserve. Circle xReserve is enabling Stacks to bring a USDC-backed stablecoin to Bitcoin DeFi.

@RichardHeartWin 🚀

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