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AllahingMutant

@AllahingMutant

Ha/Ram. I am the prophet Mohamed reborn as one of Howling Mutant's children of the shower drain, praise be unto him!

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AllahingMutant
AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
Help me find my frens!
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AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
@Howlingmutant0 @Grimmace1488 @Grxit I can't wait to drown in six inches of water while everybody screams FAT FLOATS at my gay retard cuck corpse as it is savaged by the mighty bull shark of the Potomac
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AllahingMutant
AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
WELL AXSHULLY FAT FLOATS repliers are the very homosexuals that will drag us fats down into the icy depths.
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AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
Our doxxed father leading us across the Potomac to reenact Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon but most of us drown because we're fat homosexuals
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AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
Daily request to help me find all my missing friends because I'm probably never getting unsuspended because I refuse to apologize for the color of my bodily fluids and I will not delete that post.
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HowlingNorbit
HowlingNorbit@HowlingNorbit0·
I hate having a female boss, always asking "What's so funny?" when I'm scrolling and I have to quickly find a cat video instead of showing her George Floyd with huge tits
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AllahingMutant
AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
@PalmyrPar Imagining a completely browbeaten and spiritually exhausted Ron after decades of marriage to this longhousing know it all nag.
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山中
山中@yamanakanobody·
世界中の人が日本語話せたら楽なのにな
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE·
Sheepishly removing my shirt at the neighborhood pool to reveal the swastika tattooed on my stomach. The crowd groans and shake their heads. I continue removing my shirt to reveal my top surgery scars. The crowd immediately breaks into tears and starts clapping.
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julian
julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARD·
from what I understand Buddhist hell is like what they were doing to Carl in every episode of aqua teen hunger force
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Arco
Arco@ArcoCunnivoro·
Ok. guys.. I can't believe I need to say this, but THIS IS A JOKE POST THAT I STOLE FROM THE PHRYGGIAN PONTUS NETWORK. I AM NOT KARL. Karl isn't suspended, he took a break and will be back. Unfollow NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Arco@ArcoCunnivoro

Help me find my oomfs

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Nightmare Friend
Nightmare Friend@DayDreamHetero·
Wow same guy who used unfunny jokes to minimize extreme random violence is doing it again with doxing. Involving another form of public transportation too, maybe he’s autistic. x.com/radishharmers/…
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Arco
Arco@ArcoCunnivoro·
Help me find my oomfs
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mantronix@CriticalCobain·
My foreskin is an innie not an outie
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Ultimate MurphyMcmold
Ultimate MurphyMcmold@MMcmold86440·
@AllahingMutant Who do you think up these sentences? The dart board technique or are you using a baller and cool drug that I should look into?
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AllahingMutant@AllahingMutant·
@mapeslover69 Nothing upsets them more than an honest job that could be illustrated in a children's book that is essential to society.
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BigHem
BigHem@BigHem27·
oh lord Jesus, please forgive me for being a retarded sinner tbh
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