Allan Jaochico

Six days of jury duty, five hours of deliberation, two mistrials, one guilty verdict.

You know what's kinda scary? Using the urinal next to the defendant in a criminal case.

My pilot is like Ed Hoculi. He likes to keep us updated on EVERYTHING.

Nothing beats a dead battery on your 5:55am flight, and we have to de-plane everybody. Detroit doesn't want us. Feeling is mutual.

So sad. #Nelly1057 has finally ended and been replaced with a real radio station. I already miss Hot in Herre.

Maria made me take that college quiz, and I got Sarah Lawrence College. Um, what?

Last night, we watched Despicable Me. Today, American Psycho.

#DayoftheDoctor Fantastic!

261 emails to go through at work after returning from vacation. Not too bad since I was expecting a lot worse.

Sunday mass at Notre Dame #nbd instagram.com/p/fs01uxFmdN/

My view instagram.com/p/fp60FqFmXR/

Saw a gorgeous red and black McLaren 12C Spider with the vanity plate "8ALAMBO". No kidding.

The people behind me brought their baby to the brewery tour and tasting #smh

Why do people laugh when a speaker has feedback on a microphone?

I can't stand people who chew their gum loudly. It's worse than a person who smells. I had to move😕

I woke up in the middle of this red-eye flight, and I couldn't figure out where I was going or for how long.

I've never felt so old as I do today at the One Direction concert. Still, not a bad way to spend Tuesday night!

So, I see a lot of women dressed up like they're going to the clubs for this concert. Haven't they ever been to the Stick in the summertime?

My breakfast this morning was a shot of Patròn with Cokeback #reno

RT @BBCTheVoiceUK: The winner of #theVOICEuk series 2… @ABegleymusic!