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@Skreamzzy7 Mchukueni tu either way you guys are cooked without Pep

Chelsea fans hawaamini tunaeza chukua Enzo Fernandes pia

@joseanjubluxx @thee_mulela Hii phrase nimeitumia mara kama mia growing up with my bro😂

@thee_mulela 😂😂 Kila saa ni "wewe nlikwambia uache kunibeba ufala"

Kuzaa maboiz wawili one year apart ni kama kuishi na majembe na mbavu kwa nyumba moja..

@itsdante_nrg Mine was easy, got my money up bought a subaru outback na nkaitumia kuteka her fine friend na nakamkula vibaya sana and I made sure she knew. Alianza kucheza rough na mimi ndio nlikua ref

Comeback ya kudinyiwa hukuwa gani wakuu🤔

@KarehNamu Ml unafanya wapi I pick you?

Enough work for today

@Kimuzi_ Kuuza Saas products si mchezo my friend😂

Software enthusiasts, hebu mtuchanue, izi SaaS zinalipa?

@KarehNamu @_Chokeman Yes beb😂

@Allanoh__ @_Chokeman Right? 😂

Kama south B ni short form ya southern bypass, sasa south C ni ya nini

@KarehNamu @_Chokeman Only logical answer😂

@_Chokeman Southern Cypass 😂😂

@losttrader6 I'm telling you the pastures are very green for kenyan scammers😂

Guys, this is now very serious😂😂 There are still people out there who don't know that you just download these apps in playstore💀

@losttrader6 Kuna wenye waushinda wakijaribu kubypass my paypal auth. After every hour I get prompted to put my biometrics😂 Sharp boys wanathani zangu wanaenza kula rahisi..naisha sana😂😂

Okay😂😂 Sharp boy, try elsewhere.

@thisispinguini Mimi tangu niende kutembea ocha my trading career has not been the same again.

I think mimi nimerogwa na village people juu tell me how I was 2718$ up last week sahii Niko 0$ in my trading account

@thisispinguini Mamae gold inafanya bidii sana nirudi ushago buana

Siku ni ya mwisho ya ku trade hii wiki na bado hatujarecover losses za Jana

@Chefkajwangs @Kenyans What kind if logic is this?

@Kenyans We are supporting TUTAM just because we want to see if it is really true that Wakikuyu decides who leads this Country. Nothing much.

I have government information at my fingertips. In fact, I am briefed better than William Ruto - Gachagua

@ItsLeecapalot We koma bana😂😂

Hapa mtanisamehea eeei 😭😭😂

@9k_aris @alfredmwitike2 We wacha buana

@alfredmwitike2 Sana unaeza kula na vichwa zote mbili

Kuna that smell hutoka kwa coochie dem akiwet>>>>🥹

@Teddy_meshak What do you mean $169 for 50k acc. Aje na wapi uko😂

50k is only 169$ boss😅😅 you dont have that 20ksh ,thats why you are still bootlicking for free account. The moment nimeona trader anaomba free account huwa najijazia huyu ni brokie brokie.

@methuuselassie @Urunzii I see my grammar teacher just saw my tweet😂

@Allanoh__ @Urunzii Ofcos not to pack 😂

Kilimani,Kileleshwa environs are pretty much walking neighborhoods but people would rather drive their cars to have lunch & cause massive traffic jams.

@its_pabloh1 Na kwani hii badge inawafurisha kichwa shi ngapi😂😂😂

Hakuna kitu hunisinya kama kuengage msee hana badge naye haniguzii. Kiburi ni ya nini wewe fukara ?

@Mwass_ Nilinunua mac M4 maxed out. Mfuko iliumia yes but niko happy.

Tech bros ni wana maajabu. Nimeona mnanunu mouse ya almost 100k buana 🤣

@ivymuthe Replying to this as I stare at my 65 inch Hisense. Sasa mnasema mimi si Gen z or?

The obsession of having big TV screens ends with millennials; GenZs don't even bother to have recliner seats & pressure cookers.