All-bones Jones

Increasing FoV is a cornerstone of modern user experience, so I added it. Since there's no one-size-fits-all solution for FoV, I made it change every few seconds so that as many people as possible will enjoy their preferred FoV at least some of the time.

In addition to the triple A graphics improvement found deeper in this thread, I've also made several key improvements to gameplay to add everything a modern gamer needs. Paths and items are now clearly marked, items have rarity, and achievements are everywhere.

Okay, I think I need to explain something to any Japanese listeners. In American culture, very close friends often express affection through a practice we call "giving grief" or less delicately, "bustin' balls." We insult each other, make inappropriate comments at the other's expense, often at very inappropriate times, etc. It is frankly, one of the surest signs of trust and closeness between equals. We wouldn't do this with someone who WASN'T a very close friend and confidant. You see this more amongst men, and more in informal situations. Admittedly, you don't see it much in professional settings, and it almost never appears in international diplomacy, BUT, Trump is built different. I have no doubt, that's how Trump meant it. It's too on the nose to be anything else. He's trying to say, we respect you and admire you greatly, and we can banter like this, because we are equals. The correct response is to utterly ROAST or insult your friend back in response. This can even evolve into what is called a "game of dozens" which is a friendly contest to see you can insult their friend with the best, most scathing insult. I think I will stop before I have to explain "Your Momma" jokes, but I think you can get the gist. Please feel free to utterly destroy America with a clever insult in response.

In addition to the triple A graphics improvement found deeper in this thread, I've also made several key improvements to gameplay to add everything a modern gamer needs. Paths and items are now clearly marked, items have rarity, and achievements are everywhere.

Rhythm games are very popular, so I added DDR. Preemptive condolences to whoever has to dance their way through the gauntlet.

Reduced visibility is a very important aspect of successful horror games, so I copied how Darkwood did it. If you aren't facing an enemy, you have no idea where they are or what they're doing. They're just invisible to you.