Ryan Allbreezy

@a_swag_strick dude you know it lol you should see my notes when I'm on vyvanse....you would think I'm writing a book

Dear vyvanse, Why did you have to find me when I'm in college, I would be attending Harvard if I knew you in high school. Sincerely, Ryan

I wish Cody Johnson never would of came on the radio....now everyone and their dog know him smh...

@martin_corbin 😘

I feel that all I see when I get on Instagram is sorority girls😳

Randy Bullock is a fat shit for a kicker holy fuck.....

No worries kubiak, Case has this under control #RIPSchaub

Hey Schaub.... Go ahead paint your pants silver, the bench is bout to get the best of you

I feel like bad luck bryan has better luck than I do

S/O to God for letting me have another day #CountYourBlessings

Me driving while on twitter: 55 mph Me driving not on twitter: 80 mph

@wes10brown yeah man! That's the same one I saw! I was like 😱

Just saw the new corvette....anyone have a towel?

I love you

@AllbrightRyan best guy I know hands down

@jonathanhaynes1 @AustinWooddell yessir!!

If the government shuts down, vote Johnny Football for President. Its time we throw a party in the White House and get some bitches in there