Hayden Allee

Hit the gas. No stopping. 🎶 "Won't Stop" by Gunna

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE LYING

Stephen Afrifa golazo 🔥

We meet again, my friend... 🦇

HARRISSS #SportingKC

JOVELIJICCC #SportingKC

CAPITAAAAA #SportingKC

Bad again! #SKC

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

we got the main athletic page posting how bad we are, we are COOKED

@sportingkcfan38 @downthebyline Yikes

@AlleeHayden @downthebyline We lost 7-0 to the Fire in 2001. That was not fun to watch in person.

At this point supporting this team is just embarrassing. #SportingKC

Either way that xG is screaming!

We knew it was going to be bad but this is really really bad. Embarrassing #SKC

Can you imagine being the guy pulskamp is yelling at

@KCSoccerJournal He has to be the most mad player I’ve seen

Who is John Pulskamp yelling "f*&% you" to? Wrong answers only. #SportingKC #CHIvSKC

@EvanSteinbache3 That’s because the legend Greig Fraser shot the best episodes

remember when the SHOW looked like this

quit stringing us along

SKC is in our Man United post sir alex ferguson era. we had a one man talisman so involved in the club for years and now that he's gone we are STRUGGLING. Unfortunately for skc we have neither the aura nor the potential of Man U. so buckle up folks, gonna be a long ride.

Home, again! Mission complete. I hope we glorified God, humanity, our families and our terrific teams a @NASA and @csa_asc. Time to share the good news!