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The sound of a Velcro wallet dries out every pussy in a 20 mile radius.

Why the fuck is it impossible to find plain ass double flared stainless steel tunnels anywhere??

The only ads I get on Instagram lately are magic or LOTR related Y’all fucking nailed it.

Walked by an apartment where the kid was playing video games and listening to SOAD’s steal this album. The kids are gonna be alright

@cryptidbaddie Plz hold 🫡

@Alleekay Pls send it to me

I made an MA Nostalgia playlist and it actually slaps so hard. Sobbing and smashing my steering wheel simultaneously

@cryptidbaddie Wow could you BE ANY HOTTER

New hair who dis

Things I’ll miss about Florida: Dutch bros, the sun. Things I won’t miss: literally everything else

Wormwood is (has been for 16 years) a perfect album. 10/10, no skips. Assbeater from start to finish. Argue with a wall

Hey Allee, what did you do today? Oh wandered around a bird sanctuary for four hours, what about you?

I can’t see a roseate spoonbill without thinking of Brennan Lee Mulligan

Is Aragorn opening the doors of the keep of Helm’s Deep the female gaze? In this essay I will

Alexisonfire announces two Toronto Crisis shows, rumblings of a Crisis anniversary tour, AND they’re recording album six?? Crash out postponed, will to live found. 2026 might actually be okay. Thanks AOF

@Advil I’m very excited for this

making coloring book sheets to include with my next zine 🤩 i drew them myself after paintings i saw in uzbekistan

Ending it all postponed, Winter Olympics are back and figure skating starts tomorrow. I have the will to live for a month

they said "at least it made you stronger" but I was hoping for love, not a life lesson. I needed comfort, not scars

Local woman discovers man who said he would not disappoint her, would in fact, disappoint her. More at 10.

I am in excruciating pain and I do not say that lightly and it’s not even the fucking deep wound I have on my finger

Brother why is it that when I actually HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT A SPECIFIC TIME 93 DECIDES ITS TIME FOR THE ACCIDENT OF THE CENTURY

I have a feeling that once I finish rewatching Hellier, I’m just going to start from episode one again.

I give up trying to teach my bangs to do anything else