Allen Monroe
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Allen Monroe
@AllenMonro81592
The only 5’11” man on Earth. You’re probably reading because I’ve said something clever. My life mission is to encourage artists!
Washington, USA Katılım Temmuz 2023
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海外の方々はこれを見て
どう感じるのだろう？
深夜の電車で泣きながらサンドイッチを食べるサラリーマン
さん🥹🥹🙏
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@May_Roma This would be totally fine, although if you were a nuisance to too many people police would want to come talk to you.
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@NotSuggestible He was murdered by a Jewish women whom he took as a slave after murdering her family.
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@hoshizorarock Thank you for the invite! I would love to, in a respectful way and trying my best to follow your rules and customs. But... why is Kanji so difficult
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@kylaschwaberow Guys, he said probably. It isn't happening.
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Is it end of week yet?🤓⏰
Elon Musk@elonmusk
FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week
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@kuma_neko_ You must remember that to us, it is not as impolite to say stuff like "YOU IDIOT!", we just talk at that very base, direct, level but without actually meaning any offense. It's just how we talk to each other. It would be very confusing for those not from the culture
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A message from the Cheese Police to the people of America.
Thanks to our daily efforts, we have successfully seized 80% of the cheese in the United States and shipped it to Japan.
However, you all need food too.
Instead of cheese, we offer you a half-eaten biscuit.
Please enjoy.
From the Cheese Police
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COME ON, TWITTER. Show people the paintings I put so much effort into.
Ryan Christian@RyanRodero
COME ON, TWITTER. Show people the paintings I put so much effort into.
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@tagame I agree completely. It’s sad the way american tipping has evolved. It’s gross.
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アメリカではウェイターは半分しか給料もらってないから、チップがないと生活できないんだ。
って説明されても何も納得できない。
ちゃんと雇い主がチップなしで生活できる給料払いなよ。
おかしいじゃん。
日本語
アメリカの友人たち、日本で飲食店をやってくれませんかね？
・BBQがメイン
・一時間に一回、アメリカ人スタッフによる本場のUSA chant (U-S-A!)を披露
・アメリカ国歌「星条旗」が店内に流れると、客も店員も全員起立して星条旗に向かって直立不動
・たまにハートマン軍曹が現れて客を罵倒
絶対に受けます。
日本語
@Mohaveyoumissed @droppedyoghurt @novakspector I haven’t watched it since it originally aired I just don’t remember much of it
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@droppedyoghurt @novakspector I legit thought this was a porn parody with the gratuitous midriffs. I don't recall this episode of Enterprise.
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アメリカの友人へ
近所で手に入るアメリカを買ってきました。
今から飲みます。
味によってはワシントンDCの桜を全て返してもらうことになります。
準備をしておいてください。
Dr Pulpo@PulpoNewman
Good morning Japanese friends, a friend of mine wanted to know if you were familiar with another southern American style, putting peanuts in Coca-Cola
日本語
@chirno_helmet I would prefer we switched. We tried in the 70’s/early 80’s but then Republicans came in and stopped it.
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@M44_1RJ We voted his package and then he has done nothing to help us, nothing to help the stock, and we've watched it go down literally almost every day for months. Now everything delayed, and bad energy and delivery numbers and still nothing. Stand by him!
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@ChristianAniPod Thank you, I needed that right at this moment!
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あなたの御国が来ますように。
天の御国でと同じように、この地上でも、
あなたの御心が行われますように。
マタイの福音書 6:10
日本語
@Hound_7 Never heard of peanuts in cola. Remember a lot of Americans are really dumb :)
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アメリカ人「これが本場のBBQだ！」
アメリカ人「コーラにピーナッツ入れてみな！」
アメリカ人「A-10は絶対だ！」
アメリカ人「デカイピックアップはいいぞ」
ここ最近のXのアメリカとの文化交流が見ていて楽しい。
とりあえずコーラにピーナッツはやってみよう
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