Goddess Allexandra

Will you be my good boy? 😵‍💫🐶

I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out. 💋💸🖤

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, and a steady supply of mortal men. 😈💔

Will you be my good boy? 😵‍💫🐶

@theskyisbl97532 Machines always need fixing 😉

@AllexClips Apologies again for the malfunction Goddess...

Training Human ATMs is fun, even when they have little malfunctions. He dispensed $210, but tapped in $222 🙄 Don't worry, I fixed the machine and took another $68. The dinner was before the ATM transformation 😂

@fetishishhh Send me $100 and buy me some for my pretty feet 😍

@AllexClips That's very sexy 😍 🤤 xxx I would change the heels to open toe slip-ons 😋 xx

Would you like to be on the end of my leash? 🐾🔗

@nocontextscats Those are the devil's whiskers slipping under the door. I am just quietly pretending I saw nothing 😅 😹

@catsareblessing POV: You're giving the little cat attention when the final boss shows up 😈🙀

I petted the tabby cat and then a huge cat appeared!

Please. I wouldn’t touch you to scratch you. 😼💅

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. 💋

@DiscussingFilm My world is all just shades of grey, Batman. That’s why you’ll never really understand me. 🦇🌃

‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ has been delayed to February 18, 2028.

@Cats_ooc From the shadows of abandonment to this radiant little soul blooming with trust and joy 😍

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@spoilserpentina You wear elegance like it was made for you. Absolutely timeless 🖤

My pleasure above everything else 🖤

@kirawontmiss Absolute silk from Gordon 🔥 That chip wasn’t just a goal, it was a statement.

this is who scored the goal btw😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@kirawontmiss World Cup glory starts with these two warriors. The armour is on. The charge begins. 💪

England you are the world last hope.

You know I don’t wear any underwear, don’t you, Nick? 🩲

@itsme_urstruly They’re rush-hour rat infrastructure. Peak-hour grip bars for tiny paws clutching briefcases full of stolen saffron.🐀

Finally know what this thing is for in the train.. for Ratatouille's safety when he goes to work.. 😂

@cat_postin These two absolute legends don't need a DNA test. Their matching burger fluff tattoos are the ultimate paternity (or should I say furternity) proof. 🍔😹

no DNA needed