Alli Prince Author

One day i will be a very famous author who has their own PR team, and someone else will run my X account for me, and I will constantly battle them for the passwords so I can keep posting mildly inappropriate dank thoughts that ruin my reputation, and it will be GLORIOUS.

Playing valorant is like gambling. You just keep playing hoping for a good round only to loose because you forgot you suck at the game

OK, time to buckle down and get down to business! I figure if I write one book per week for the next year, I'll get maybe halfway through my To-Be-Written list. Totally doable, right??

@LucyGrecu 🙂‍↔️👎 no ❤️

@AlliPAuthor Tell meeee 🫵🙂‍↕️

Ever be so excited for a movie but then you watch it and it has lines like "😏 so, what's the plan?" And then you feel just like...so embarrassed you were excited for it?

@LucyGrecu ...no ur gonna make fun of me

@AlliPAuthor Oh nooo what movie

Love that the jeans I've been wearing for the past two days have a giant hole right in the worst area possible and that I noticed right when I was leaving Starbucks :)

Is it considered fanfiction if I'm the author? Like, I will not be publishing it. I am writing this purely for my own entertainment and amusement.

@LucyGrecu If I work while Murder She Wrote is on does that count as resting

@AlliPAuthor Girl you’re ill you’re allowed to stay in bed 😭

I am capable, I tell myself, as I drag myself out of bed with two clogged nostrils, the feeling of my tonsils on the back of my tongue, and a deep desire to close my eyes and succumb to slumber

Getting up early:

Confession: I see those videos that are like "watch this 5 times to save my dog who has cancer 🥺" and if its got 65k likes? I immediately scroll. They got what they wanted. I am not needed.

For a girl who's had every book she's published reach #1 on the Bestseller list, I really do believe that this current book of mine is indeed the end of my career. Let's not think about the fact that I've thought that about all the previous books I've written :D

Please know that in any given situation, I will absolutely NEVER be normal, no matter how desperately I want to be

@AlliPAuthor Why was a police officer on your couch...without your previous knowledge?

Its a different sort of fear to glance up from your doodles and Teen Wolf and make dead eye contact with a police officer

@BradPauquette 😭😵‍💫 I was sitting on my COUCH not in my CAR

@AlliPAuthor These are not things you should do while driving

Plugged my phone in last night only to realize when i woke up the powerstrip was off so it didnt actually charge. Idk why, but o have never related more to my phones charging before 😵‍💫

On the one hand: love that I got to travel with my friends and enjoy their company and friendship. On the other hand: my pooping schedule got thrown off and I am distraught.

@AlliPAuthor Go to bed

The real reason I need a husband is so that there will be someone who can stop me from working at 10:50pm and tell me to go to bed