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one of those ice creams that's shaped like fruit

she tried a japanese ice cream bar today and her reaction was fucking hilarious

i will forever love showing my mom around chicago bc i've taken her to some of my favorite spots and she's just in awe every time

@rightbackx bruh existing is just so depressing anymore

not me decorating and unpacking my shit in our bedroom six months after we moved 💀

now to fold my laundry that's been piled up for over a month :))))))

and the only reason i'm doing any of it is my mom's coming to visit this week and then hunter's parents are coming next week

anyway i keep learning fuck shit about my boss at my new job and i don't think i'm going to be staying there very long 💀

like, that was a semester's tuition when i was in undergrad but i'm pretty sure that included room and board, not just my classes.

i looked into a post bachelor certificate program today bc i'm in a weird spot with my job and i want to take advantage of the time i have until shit hits the fan. tell me why the art school i looked at would charge me $30,000 for A FIFTEEN CREDIT HOUR CERTIFICATE??

i've lived in chicago for two years and i'm still not used to the fact that i can just go to the beach if i feel like it. it feels forbidden, like i shouldn't be able to do that in the midwest

i mean, i learned this in college but we have a computer operated one at work and holy FUCK does the automatic one pull the same bullshit hand operated ones do

a mat cutter will really humble your ass

called this morning, turns out my boss didn't sign it 💀

i really gotta change over to a bank that actually has branches in chicago bc fuck this online shit do be annoying

at least send me a fucking notice saying my shit got declined like goddamn. i could have ripped that check up by now 💀

bruh my bank DECLINED my mobile deposit of my first paycheck from my new job. like, i got bills