Allison ℝosè

I literally performed an entire impromptu song and dance review via FaceTime for my nephews called “Human Burrito” and they had the AUDACITY to not immediately applaud. This is the present of theatre.

Lea Michele showing up outside Cynthia Erivo’s house after hearing the #WickedMovie casting news:

HBD #TrayvonMartin who would’ve been 28 today! Happy belated to #StephonWatts would’ve turned 24 on Feb 1. Stephon was autistic & only 15y/o when calumet city police killed him. His family never got justice. Let’s celebrate them both today! #BlackLivesMatter #BlackHistoryMonth

AMANDA. GORMAN.

Me: Give me an oldie but a goodie song suggestion! Other person: “Gravity” by Sara Barielles!!!! Me:

The pandemic isn’t over just because y’all had a coup. The pandemic isn’t over just because y’all had a coup. THE PANDEMIC ISN’T OVER JUST BECAUSE YALL HAD A COUP.

Getting blocked from Twitter for 12 hours was all it took? Twitter, y’all should’ve done this 4 years ago.

Wow. Highly recommend taking 7 minutes away from watching Congress. The British news media perfectly captured today close-up. May all US media request to re-air this. It’s already packaged, impactful and brings clarity to the day. @ReliableSources

7 Traitors objecting to the Pennsylvania electoral vote: Cruz, Hawley, Hyde-Smith, Lummis, Marshall, Rick Scott, Tuberville These people are irredeemable and deserve to be expelled.

This is domestic terrorism.

Arrest this man.

Am I just starved for musical theatre or is this really good??! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

obligatory FU 2020 tweet

For 2021, I don’t just want proof of vaccination to hang out with you, I want full access to your Instagram profile. If I see any proof of you being unmasked in large groups, traveling for fun, or just generally being unsafe during the pandemic, it’s off.

We’re in that week between Christmas and New Years that always feels like it lasts a month but this whole year has felt like a decade so ha! Lawless week, you have met your match.

Me at my first outing post vaccine

I am two tax brackets away from obsessively creating those tiny Christmas villages all over my house.

@helikedmyshoes @TimThom007 I am positive there was a question on it like “if a train is coming from New York at 112 mph and you divide the number of passengers on the train by 6, do you promise to pretend you don’t know the definition of ‘gaslighting’?”

@TimThom007 @AllieRoseMack yepppp three interviews and a personality test to work at a restaurant 🙃 they had to make sure you could take the abuse

H/llstone, that you?

I felt this.