al pal ☀️

"What that mouth do?"

Me and Tevin took Nas to the dog park and this boy just dropped his pants and started peeing in the open 🫣

Me the first three hours into payday

Don’t be sad! Be Sexyy! 💋💋

I’m on the game

Not my YouTube recommended videos being “extreme toys siren head attack” 🙃

Every time my bd has a girl over he logs me out of Netflix and deletes my profile messing up all of my shows 🤩

Tevin: I want a skateboard Me: ok Tony hawk Tevin: what? No not iron man Me:…… that’s Tony stark

Nothing prepared me for usher roller skating

Alicia keys ptso 🥹

After seeing drakes pic I would like to go to Marvin’s room 🥳

Why is my fb feed full of people making sourdough

Tevin begged me to put on the cat in the hat and he’s fucking terrified of it 💀💀

🤡

Kids are different these days man my son is in here playing door dash driver 😭

Bree: play a movie Me: ok *plays Paul blart mall cop*

Losing someone is so hard when you don’t see it coming.

@LilliePulitzer I’ve been banned from Venmo since 2016 lmfao I try to get it back and they won’t let me 🥲

You know how embarrassing it is to tell people I’m banned from venmo lol like I have to explain that too if not people just think I’m an asshole that won’t download it. I’ve tried to get it again but honestly after that fiasco I don’t support them lol

Bachelor nation can just go ahead and cast me for joeys season I’m his perfect match

@DarianSparkman Same

@Allieepaigee I want to fight every single person who commented on that wtf

S/o to the people that posted my tinder on here on a “single moms on tinder” page lmao get a life

Buncha haters 🫶🏼