Allisan

I literally just fixed my dishwasher, and I came in today to unload it after not loading it for the past four days had another portion broke… it’s fine, I’m fine 🥹🙃

Misses flight Friday morning after sprinting to gate, only to miss by 3 minutes…. 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️ Second flight out, delayed. Flight coming home, delayed. 🙃

YOOOOO 4 IN THE FIRST PERIOD!! 🤪 let’s get that hat trick!! @jackeichel @GoldenKnights

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

I’m being fuckin punked

I don’t know how I feel about this but I can sense when something bad is about to happen. I literally feel my entire core out of calibration. I don’t know how to explain it but something is very very off. Please stay safe out in this crazy world

@AshleyMilisits Luckily dad came in clutch with the AC unit from the trailer 🙏🏼

@Allisandarling That sounds fucking terrible

AC went out at my place and it’s 90° inside 🙃

It’s happening all over again

*FURIOUSLY RUBS TEMPLES*

Fixed one chirping fire alarm the other week and I WAKE UP TO THE ONE IN MY ROOM CHIRPIN AFTER I HIT SNOOZE. What kind of sick joke is this… let me procrastinate my alarm in peace ☹️

Hehehehe I love being right sometimes 😎

@savjalapeno Fuck a fire, the of all detectors beeping would be more of a risk 😆

My fire alarm decided to start low battery beeping in the middle of the night last night 🙃

@copacetictrash I was row M wtf!! I’m sorry I missed you!!

@copacetictrash 119 ! Where you at

@copacetictrash Right there with ya girl. I’m so tired and I’m debating if I’d rather be sleeping 😂

Any medical assistants looking for a job? 🤗

I think I’m going to be spicy today. 🙂

can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in a good mood