Allison Gabbert

the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn’t like her tone

@tessaketchup Girlll I’m just seeing this and if you haven’t caught up on aot then we need to have intervention!

@tessaketchup I live for your tweets ❤️

@Alene19 AAAYYYOOOO

@Allison954 You are everything a hype man could be and then some🙆🏻‍♀️🥰🙆🏻‍♀️🥰🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

@tessaketchup Love you friend ❤️

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

@tessaketchup Sounds like a winner

@kidcooti @GCG1395 @Alene19

Is it just me or are the girls this season on the #bachelor extra whiney?

#montyballs @Allison954

@tessaketchup Bless that relationship

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

This is a sperm at just ONE day old. Masturbation is MASS MURDER and should be a federal crime. At one day your sperm has 23 CHROMOSOMES a FLAGELLUM and can already SWIM.

Literally wouldn’t be anywhere in life and definitely not getting through grad school without @khanacademy

It’s big/lil szn and UPD just added a new addition to the fam ❣️😍‼️

@kelleekiller @tessaketchup MISS YOU SO MUCH BIG ❤️

@tessaketchup Love you soo much ❤️❤️❤️