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Call Me Ishmael Maybe

Call Me Ishmael Maybe

@AllisonSterken

She/her. Writer/Freelance editor. Will edit Tinder profiles for $5. Check out my serial novel, Gladwell & Hart! Patreon at: https://t.co/6YEyphpl0X

Katılım Ağustos 2019
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy
Justin “Hoops” McElroy@JustinMcElroy·
If you are offered a vaccine, get the vaccine. It’s safe and effective and hesitancy about it make the effort to roll it out to everyone even harder. Nothing gets better without everybody doing their part. Please, please. Get the vaccine.
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Because of my wife’s coworkers not following protocol, we now have Covid. We always wash our hands, wear our masks, and social distance. For everyone to be safe, we have to work together. Do your part. Just... c’mon, why are we still having to say this?
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Call Me Ishmael Maybe@AllisonSterken·
This week has taken a lot of emotional bandwidth for a lot of us. Rest up. Hydrate. Call your family and friends. Relax. You earned it. Gladwell & Hart will be back next week with another chapter!
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Call Me Ishmael Maybe@AllisonSterken·
Im sure you’ve already heard this, but if you’re in the US and you haven’t voted, GO DO IT.
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Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic@alyankovic·
I’ve already voted, but if I were still undecided, I would definitely vote for whichever candidate makes the commitment to replace all the Confederate statues with statues of @DrDemento.
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Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie@colinmochrie·
Just developed carpal tunnel from blocking transphobes. Worth it.
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Call Me Ishmael Maybe@AllisonSterken·
Read this whole thread and then support this woman because she’s hilarious
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Barbara Avon
Barbara Avon@barb_avon·
This is your reminder #WritingCommunity that if your story seems "boring" or "unexciting" to you, it's because you've read it a bazillion times. A reader will be enjoying it for the very first time. It will absolutely be exciting to them. 😊
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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein·
I don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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Dyke Mitka, the Jabroni Slayer
Dyke Mitka, the Jabroni Slayer@AlliBialystock·
Once my mom called Ed Sheeran “that little redheaded boy” and I’ve never recovered
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