Allison

And now the Byrds. People, independent journalism is important, but THIS is why I give to my local @NPR station. They know my feels as a Gen X-ish desk-bound university employee.

God bless @wuky for leading off the morning with Tom Petty.

Best six seconds of video all election season.

Our long, national nightmare is finally fucking over.

After significant deliberation. I'm throwing my support behind David Ermold. He promises diet @MountainDew and he's not going to be a giant dick about doing his goddamn job. You can donate to his campaign here. davidermold.ngpvanhost.com/onlineactions/… twitter.com/dermold/status…

Bai gurl

*goes to my quiet brain place*

With 1.9% of precincts reporting in the Ky 6th, it’s tied at 49% to 49% between Andy Barr and Amy McGrath. It’s always that last 98% of precincts that makes the crucial difference. ^JC

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Meanwhile in Lexington KY.

Walking down the hall on campus and I found this poster made by an enthusiastic undergraduate. Just what I needed on #ElectionDay . @caitlinmoran

Me to spouse: "There's a #UniversityChallenge category about geographic regions that share their names with hats. This was made for you!" Don't tell me we don't know how to party on a weekend night.

IF YOU’RE 18 OR OVER AND YOU HAVE TIME TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN, YOU HAVE TIME TO VOTE.

I laughed at this way too hard.

My heartfelt prayers go out to @SenJohnMcCain and his family @McCainJack at this tough time. Sir, you have been an inspiration to me, a leader of character. Your life is the definition of courageous & honorable service to country...a new generation stands ready to take the watch.

You know, @realDonaldTrump and I do have one thing in common. We both spent time at number 1 on the New York Times bestseller list. The difference is that I wrote mine. cc: @tonyschwartz

😂 😂 😂

@AmyMcGrathKY @barrforcongress I lived in DC on 9/11/2001. Thank you for your courage that day and in days after, when I heard the fighters fly over nightly.

When you can't run on your record, this is all you got. @barrforcongress I sat on a runway on Sept 11 with missiles strapped to my F-18 awaiting POTUS orders to shoot down civilian aircraft to defend our homeland. What sacrifice have you ever made for our country over your party?

@barrforcongress I've voted for you before. I won't again, specifically because you clearly believe "feminist" is a dirty word. I won't have leaders who disrespect half the human race by villifying the long fight for equality. Good day, sir, to you...and the horse you rode in on.

My opponent is a radical progressive who will serve as a rubber stamp for the Democrats' agenda. Simply put, she's too liberal for Kentucky. Watch my new ad now! #KY06