Crackheda

I laughed at a rock for 30 minuets today

@seashell_b Love you

There is no bed snack freedom in this house

*america

If I never spend another 4th of July in America I would be ecstatic

In the last 5 minutes I’ve heard an ambulance, police cars, and fire engine drive by. All separate occasions. Fuck america.

I am watching Chicken Run at 4 am and messaging Christian men on tinder that I love Jesus. A new low for me💕💕

Eggs are $8 for a 12 pack ☠️

I am thawing a whole chicken in my bathroom. That’s all, thank you.

today's vibe

Huge congrats to Miah and Trent but I gotta say the highlight of their wedding was the 6yo in the row behind me sneeze farting during the vows

@Argus911 @Allison_2017

On the scene at the Sioux Falls Regional Airport where SFFR, EMS and more are doing a simulated emergency training this morning.

babe i only tweeted where the hoes at so i can avoid the area

babe what do you want to watch tonight

Tonight I went down my first rabbit hole of live TikToks, pls never again.

wtf is going on here?????

The CDC just announced real eyes realize real lies

Is two months later too late to message someone back on tinder?? Asking for a friend…

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

stop

@skylarbauer17 Lmfao, you doing okay sky?