Allyson Young

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

35-0

Brock Purdy becomes the first quarterback to win while making first NFL start against Tom Brady. Previous QBs were 0-6. Purdy: 16-21 for 185 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT. Also ran a TD. 49ers win, 35-7. Photo: AP

Brock Purdy beating up on Tom Brady so bad they took it off national television to save him the embarrassment.

Well…. That was embarrassing Halftime thoughts ⬇️

Iowa lost out on $30 million in federal child care funding because it would cost $3 million out of a nearly $2 billion surplus, BUT, if it make you feel better, the governor has allocated nearly $30 million to two seperate Field of Dreams projects including the in-limbo TV show.

The best part of these Pete Davidson stories is they always pair an absolutely flawless photo of the girl with a shot of him that looks like he just got caught dumpster diving behind an Arby's.

23 and Me but to find out what percentage of Nick Cannon I am.

bad days end too.

“If you didn’t drink coffee you’d be less anxious” ok I won’t be doing that but thank you

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom. Take all the time you need with that.

Just wanna put this here

Women in Iowa are going to lose our reproductive freedoms. Family’s with trans members like mine are in real jeopardy. So many election deniers re-elected. A very dark day for Iowa today.

so hype when one of the boys incorporates a new word into his vocabulary. like bro did u just describe something as “ostentatious”. fuck man. thats sick. thats cool as hell

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me

ITS A FUCKING CYCLONE STATE

the earth is not spinning fast enough for my liking tbh. fling me right off