Ally Pally

#MischiefMovieNightIn every time the director pauses, one character has to reboot when they restart.

#MischiefMovieNightIn character has been hypnotised and removes an item of clothing whenever he hears the word tortoise

I’d like to say a big “thank you” to @realDonaldTrump for providing me with material that’s going to feature in many, many presentations for years to come 🤣

@k8em0 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Hey ladies, happy Friday. This is a thread for my ladies. (Gents, you can watch but do be quiet. Aside from this, I am not speaking to you or about you.) I want all my brave sisters to thank themselves & all the sisters before us for getting this far. Especially if you don’t feel

@LisaForteUK WTAF? "Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you." Zig Ziglar

Great to see people from events standing up. This was hurtful and not okay. I was there to contribute ideas who cares what I look like!?!

@Pixieliss1 So sorry - sending you lots of love x

Dad died last night. I’m a shell. What is particularly helpful is we can’t work out the COVID rules for funeral wakes? 30 allowed at the funeral, then groups of 6 to the pub or restaurant? Ridiculous

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The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express

@Pixieliss1 How are you doing? How’s your Dad? x

I cannot believe it, and yet had been dreading it as inevitable. Dad is now suspected, and being treated as a COVID patient in hospital.

@Pixieliss1 No words. Just hugs xxx

Update for everyone: He does not have COVID but does have pneumonia - we were told a few hours ago to expect the worst and that this will be his last illness

@Pixieliss1 Lots of love hon 💓

My daddy has just been rushed to hospital. He’s my hero. My one life time constant, and I can’t be there now.

@Pixieliss1 😢

Oh not the Koko. Man.

@EilishJamieson WTAF!!!?!

Big day ahead for @Nigel_Farage and his new Brexit Party as he launches his European election campaign. Shame he forgot to register the website. thebrexitparty.com

Classic. Need we say more? (And before you ask, we're out of cake.) Catch Eddie on his Wunderbar World Tour! Tickets at: eddieizzard.com/shows - The Beekeepers

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

I congratulate Donna Strickland, the first woman in more than 50 years to win the @NobelPrize for physics, and Frances Arnold, the fifth woman to receive the award in Chemistry. Having role models is critical for the next generation of female scientists.

Attention London: Tonight’s show at The O2 has been postponed. Rescheduled date is TBD. Our biggest apologies and thank you for your understanding. #PJLIVE2018