Allyson Otis

@Ritzcrackers Round Iconic Tasty Zestfulness

If RITZ was an acronym. What would it stand for? Best answer gets a RT.

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reply to this tweet and i'll give you a movie to watch based on your profile pic

@bluebottleny @bluebottleny Thank you!

@AllysonO Hi Allyson! Sorry to hear you didn't have a great coffee morning, if you'd like to DM us we're happy to help! twitter.com/messages/compo…

Not sure why I thought I could carry two iced coffees in one hand, an open umbrella in the other, and try to squeeze into a crowded elevator while attempting to close the umbrella with no hands. Let's just say it was a very public #coffeedisaster #onecoffeedown @bluebottleny

@ShelbyLight @BachelorABC @Anthropologie has similar ones! :)

You know you’re an adult when you’re watching the @BachelorABC and the most memorable part is the beautiful platter for the rose! Where do you get these?!

How does one find perfectly matching wigs in a time of crisis? I’d love to know @SHO_Homeland #homeland

Brilliantly Mundane: 9 Ways Boring Brands Turned Ugh, Meh, And Bleh Into Big Business fastcodesign.com/3060787/brilli…

Mother NY has created a tool for LinkedIn that lets moms explain their resume gaps thedrum.com/news/2017/05/1… via @thedrum

I can't tell which has better odds: getting to work without subway problems, or winning the lottery. #NYC #subwaylife #poweroutage

Why Humans Are Obsessed With Circles, According To Science fastcodesign.com/90120049/why-h…

Starting to sell my custom Snapchat filter designs! Hobby turned business? We'll see! etsy.com/shop/CreativeO… #snapchatfilters #snapchat

@LaneKARCH @VCU_Brandcenter I went last year! Wish I could play ping pong with you. Hope all is well!

Dar "Jafar" Adal. The real villain. #Homeland @Sho_Homeland

Why We Can’t Look Away From Our Screens nyti.ms/2n7nIdK

Guy standing on train frantically signs cards & says, "Anniversary cards for the wife. I have like 7 min to fill them out" #cantmessthisup

Dress every day like you're going to the Oscars. #luckytour #youneverknow #Oscars

The surprising genius of the "I Voted" sticker fastcodesign.com/3064600/those-… by @kelseydollaghan via @FastCoDesign

YUMMY! An all-guacamole restaurant exists and you need to stop whatever you're doing right now #jKwSrji.i05U" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mashable.com/2016/09/14/gua… via @mashable

This could be very, very useful! "Say Goodbye To Scouring The Web For Stock Art" psfk.com/2016/09/say-go…

Why Fidgeting Is Good Medicine nyti.ms/2cIu3Js