Alma Mutters

ALMA MUTTERS: When your prep school plagiarists can’t make a point, they can’t find the main idea in the material they’re stealing either. Moral of the story: Never grade 1100 pages of bird cage liner during Holy Week. #almamutters

@philiplord In April 2019, I published Alma Mutters, a satire that skewers the Miami private school scene. Adapting the novel 2 film works for someone with your Hispanic, Miami background and comedic sensibilities. How can I get a copy of the novel to you?

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In Alma Mutters, philosophy prof Xavier Mas Penoso goes back to teach at his old stomping grounds, only to find a minefield of an audience where his alma mater used to be. He learns that teaching IEDs (Improvised Explosive Deviants) bears a resemblance to golfing in Afghanistan.

We don't crank out wisdom literature like we used to, but we have a sense of humor about it. Alma Mutters may not provide the meaning of life, but King Solomon never made you laugh like this either... julioavarela.com @AlmaMutters #AlmaMutters

The American Heartland welcomed my live wire satire, Alma Mutters, to its bosom and felt a delicious tingle running up its skirt, like a frisky tornado announcing Spring has sprung. Please click on the link provided and seek out Donovan's Bookshelf midwestbookreview.com/mbw/apr_19.htm

In Alma Mutters, philosophy prof Xavier Mas Penoso returns to teach at his old stomping grounds, realizing the place is now a mine field where Jesuit schoolboys prefer circumcision with a butter knife to living an examined life. #AlmaMutters

My academic satire Alma Mutters is available on julioavarela.com #AlmaMutters

Teaching Jesuit schoolboys should be left to professionals...Siegfried, Roy, and Seal Team Six. This academic satire puns in three languages: English, Spanish, and the Ineffable. The profanity to describe these boys doesn't exist yet. julioavarela.com

Alma Mutters: A tale you won't soon forget about a place you thought you knew, but in the Magic City appearances can be deceiving...Grab a book, take a look, and bust a gut laughing...Visit julioavarela.com for Pre-order information. 3/31 launch